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skabeep's avatar

Would you rather have a brainfreeze everytime you climax, or have to recite pi during sex to orgasm?

Asked by skabeep (927points) November 13th, 2008 from iPhone

if you mess up pi you gotta start over

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El_Cadejo's avatar

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679
82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128
48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196
44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091

45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273
72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436
78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094
33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548
07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912

I mean i could remember that if i really needed to. Itd be like entering a code to fire the nuclear missiles lol.

Brainfreeze would just take all the joy out of it.

Edit: or you could just remember this song

augustlan's avatar

I have experienced a condition known as “Orgasm Migraine” several times. The first couple of times, I thought I was having a stroke or something. Therefore, I choose Pi!

Nimis's avatar

Pancake!
Whoops, wrong question.

Nimis's avatar

To (sort of) answer the actual question:
Depends on how many decimal places I’d have to remember?

suse's avatar

brain freeze, ............ i think.

skabeep's avatar

you would have to recite them as long as it takes you to get there i guess. i suppose thats 3.14 for some people but whos gonna wanna do that to their lady? how many decimals can you count to in ~10 mins?

Nimis's avatar

Reciting the entire time would be much too distracting.
How ‘bout starting when you’re almost ready.
3.14—BAM!!

amurican's avatar

Sounds like Pi in the sky to me.

amurican's avatar

I’ll try anything to enhance the experience. Mushrooms help.

El_Cadejo's avatar

@amurican acids better :P

nocountry2's avatar

Are you kidding? Why would anybody have sex anymore? The whole point is to relish a few moments of not thinking about anything but bliss.

amurican's avatar

With acid, the wallpaper keeps interupting.

amurican's avatar

even if thur aint nun

amurican's avatar

@nocountry2, You’re quite right of course. That being said how about some Payote!

El_Cadejo's avatar

Peyote, and i don’t think i could function enough under the influence of mescaline to attempt that.

amurican's avatar

uberbatman@ If done in the right setting it will bring you into a degree of clarity that will make any decisions that are troubling you become easy to recon with. Instead of coming down like you would from other stimulants your conciousness and clarity may remain cleansed for a long time to come. Repetition is often not necessary.Like anything if you abuse it through ignorance you are bound to mess up eventually.Frankly I’ve never heard of substance abuse related to the use of organic Peyote for visionqwest purposes. When it is done in time honored traditional ways your experience will often be markedly enhanced. You might do well to contact the Hopi nation in the 4 corners area to arrange council with a shaman. They have been held in the highest regard by native peoples for centuries. You’ll want to be tactful and an added measure of discression can go a long way to making the experience conclude without coliding with the law. Check it out.

amurican's avatar

@uberbatman, If you do a Google search try typing in “Peyote Way” and there will be a “Church” near the top of offerings. The Church desination is for legal uses I’m sure. fun read.

amurican's avatar

@uberbatman,The church is Morman related and through this bizarre affiliation they use the Peyote as a religious practice. I’d much rather do it by myself but if you want to be legal about it this is another option. All these legal hoops to jump through just to gain access to a bit of mental cleansing. Reform reform we must have reform if we are ever to be truly free.

dynamicduo's avatar

Considering Pi never ends, whereas a brainfreeze does, I would choose the latter so as to have a life.

…wait, does that mean my climax will never end until I’m done reciting Pi? Cause I would reconsider then…

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