Which novelty toilet seat would you recommend?

This one!

if I could copy and paste I’d show you the clear one with the duckies they sell at osh or the glow in the dark one thats not at osh but I’m sure you can find them

For after burritos?

So you can fluther while you crap?

@amurican
I would actually need a bigger toilet for that. I just want a regular sized seat for a normal sized toilet.

Check these out, be sure to scroll down.

http://www.bathroomfurnituredirect.com/Hand-Painted-Design-l695-c45851-A5323~29858.html?refid=G10341.fish+toilet+seat&gclid=CLqs76Lo95YCFQhJagodEjs0Yw

Whatever you do please don’t get one of those plastic padded ones. They make your bum sweat and are creepy to sit on.

@lynzeut: You’re having a rather toilety day today, aren’t you?

Give the red eye “the red eye”.
Always watching

Warning: This toilet seat may give you pink-eye

lols

i think you can make your own jokes

@ asmonet I am, but in my defense I am not the one asking the questions, just sharing my expertise

@ damien good one

They truly unwelcoming toilet seat: barbed wire.

http://www.squidoo.com/ToiletSeats#module6723200

This is the awesomest toilet seat I have ever seen.

Why don’t you replace the whole toilet?

And then add jellies?

How about one that’s heated, deodorizing, and helps clean your bum? toto washlet.

if you’re interested, I’m upgrading mine and selling it. Seriously.

air poo

OMG Andrew, you have a toto?! My brother has one and he is really anal about who uses it. We give him shit about it all the time.

Wow, soapchef. Wow.

TOTO! Those toilets in Japan are crazy! They have at least a half dozen functions on even the most mundane models. Besides being heated, deodorizing and helping to clean your bum*, they also played music. My favourite function was the one that makes flushing sounds to cover up any disconcerting rumbling of the bowels. The hardest function to part with was the warming one though. My tush never felt so spoiled!

* Not only was there a built in bidet-there were multiple angles to choose from! To the undiscerning bidet user might not think there’s a difference, but you were quick to discover that while some angles were pleasantly refreshing others could really make you feel a little violated. Seriously.

Seriously. Selling mine. For cheap.

Is it the model with the auto-detect thingy? What exactly is cheap?
I just realized that I don’t even know what a normal toilet costs!

@onlinebathrooms Please see the fluther guidelines regarding self and commercial promotion.

cant go wrong with pure gold.