Who do you wish you were responsible for making up?

I was listening to music a little while ago and I heard the lyric, “If you weren’t real I would make you up.” I really liked that because there are quite a few people who amaze me (both in positive and negative ways) and my little world would not be the same without them. If they weren’t real, I would want to make them up so that I had them anyway.

Who do you wish you made up? Celebrities/politicians? Flutherites? Friends/family? (Try to limit yourself to, say… two or three per category, just to avoid enormous lists.)