It sounds like there is a small animal in the freezer: to look or not to look?

I know that sound and it seems to only make that sound when my husband is out of town. I say don’t look and think of a super cute animal and just think it’s in there chilling and relaxing.

It could be the icemaker.

Nah – It’s the automatic defrost setting. I didn’t know what the hell my freezer used to be possessed by until I figured out that it wasn’t possessed at all. ;) The sound my freezer makes actually reminds me of mice scuffling around.

How could it be alive, and in the freezer?

@TL: Magic. Or an escape door in the back. Or magic.

@ Trusting: Maybe someone told her to freeze the meat but she didn’t know you had to kill the cow first?

That’d have to be a pretty big freezer, though…

@DD: You have to WHAT? No, no, no, no, no. I’ll just shove the chicken in there, thanks. I’m sure the cold will take care of it for me.

That would be a horrible way to die. I probably have no business eating meat since I would totally be too squeamish to slaughter it.

@DD, it does sound like mice, doesn’t it!

I, personally, would take one of my pistols with me to check. But again, that is probably just me. (I’ll never forgive some of those horror movie trailers I’ve accidently glanced at.)

@Empress: Well, he wanted to know how something could be in your freezer and alive. So, you know… I just figured maybe someone tried to stuff a whole cow in there. ;) And don’t worry, I could never kill an animal, either. I feel like a huge hypocrite for eating meat sometimes, for that reason alone.

@Cak: It really does. It used to confuse my cats, too. Hehe. :)

So, what’s the verdict? To look, or not to look?

No lies. My freezer does that, and I call it the Freezer Gnomes.
I’m laughing so hard cuz I thought mine was the only one that did that.
Everytime it happens I’m always like “Stupid freezer gnomes”.

Go look, and tell them to shut the fuck up, nicely of course.

They probably live in the empty ice tray spaces. I will do so swiftly. But I’m not looking! I’m just opening the freezer and telling them to get off my lawn!

It’s teeny-tiny penguins!

Possessed Fridge?

@Perchik: That’s great. Heh. :)

@empress good deal, but hmm I wonder if they’re ugly….

Don’t look in the Frizzer, look under the pool.

Look.

Set your mind at ease and stop wondering incessantly, that’s what I would do.

It’s obviously some frizzer cow penguin pool gnomes. Just open the door and introduce yourself…

Obviously.

Get somebody else to look. Trick ‘em if necessary.

If you wait long enough, it’ll frizz freeze.

Don’t go near the frizzer, stay away from the frizzer!