@Ichthe – re “deserving” a ticket for drunk biking, I have a slightly different opinion.
I’m all in favor of letting natural selection take its course. So, if you do something like get on a bike when you’re drunk and then try to ride in traffic or in a situation where you should really have control of your faculties, and you pull in front of a speeding car, I just think that’s thinning out the herd. Let’s face it, when a car collides with a bike, the driver ain’t gonna die, unless his ticker was just looking for that one thing to make it explode.
Now, the reason I don’t apply the same logic to drunk driving of a motorized vehicle, something which I think should get you a damn sight more than just a ticket to be perfectly honest, when you’re riding a bike you’re just endangering your OWN life, when you’re in a car, you are pretty much behind the wheel of a huge metallic weapon. Ergo, you are risking the lives of everyone else on the road with you. I find the morals written within our penal code to be a bit out of whack with my own standards, and hey, maybe I’m the crazy one. But here’s where I draw my moral standards:
1) If you endanger your own life, that’s your right, I would therefore not have any laws against suicide, not wearing seatbelts, not wearing safety helmets, etc….your choice if you want to be stupid, and good riddance when you’re gone from the gene pool.
2) If you endanger someone else’s life, and by this I mean “purposefully”...which is not to say that you intellectualize the fact that you are about to endanger the lives of others by getting behind the wheel of a car when drunk, but based on the fact that the knowledge is readily available that drunk driving = endangerment of lives and therefore that makes the act “purposeful”, then essentially you are acknowledging that you might kill someone “accidentally”. To my way of thinking, that is no different than “attempted murder”. Though you are not making a decision to attempt to kill a particular individual, you are making a decision which you know could result in the unintentional death of another individual, and therefore, you are intending to act in a way that could bring about the death of another person, and are doing so purposefully as you have the knowledge to prevent yourself from so doing. Ergo, I would consider drunk driving to be a crime along the lines of attempted murder.
3) I draw no moralistic distinction between attempted murder and actual murder. Though the results are dramatically different, the intention of the criminal is the same in either case. I fail to see how it is a worse crime (I understand it is a worse result/consequence) if say you point a gun at someone and pull the trigger with the intention of murdering that person, if you actually HIT the person, but not if you MISS (but our legal system allows you to be considered far less of a criminal just because you have bad aim?). Ergo, I would liken drunk drivers to attempted murderers, and I would liken attempted murderers to murderers.
It is my opinion that anyone who willfully engages in an act for which the information is readily available so that the person should reasonably know that the act in which they are engaging could bring about the death of another person, then intellectually, these people are the same as murderers and should be executed. Fuck you, one strike and you’re dead.
Now, I would not apply that standard in a blanket fashion to everyone right now, our society has been conditioned to think that hey, everyone makes mistakes, everyone deserves a second chance, we liken drunken driving to a fuck up, and only when it becomes habitual do we really seek to do anything about it (though often in ways that are so innefectual that I could readily find a handful of examples where a drunk driver has killed someone after having been stopped 20+ times in the past for DUI). I believe we should mount a huge education campaign to say look, in 10 years, this is going to become the law of the land, you drink, you drive, you die. Break our permissive treatment of people who get away with not caring about human life under the guise of a slight problem with responsibility.
I’d say that would be harsh, but it would be just, and it would result in far fewer unintended deaths, and far more of the variety of the drunken bicycle rider….natural selection helped along by mankind!
OK, I’ll get off my soapbox.