Who's that knocking at the door?

Perhaps it’s Paul McCartney.
Do me a favor and open the door, and let ‘em in.

The cops…

Probably USPS, FedEx or UPS.
USPS just knocked on my door. Uncanny!

Doot, Doot, Doot, Knocking on my backdoor. Its C.C.R. at your door

my mother-in-law with my 3-year-old nephew who needs to stay over until his mother gets off work.

omg it’s oprah and dr Phil!!!!
quick pretend were not home

My dog Prince who didn’t really die two years ago. (I wish.)

Jehova’s witness…if it was just them comming to my door i would consider landmines, but i just wouldn’t want to hurt the mailman…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmkRzkKz79U

Jesus said ” behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone opens it I will come to him ”

Ed McMahon? Did you finally win the million?

Ty from Extreme Makeover, Home Edition?

Some weird looking dude who is offering to give you a free estimate for tree trimming?

Some other weird looking dude who wants to give you an estimate for gutter replacement? (Odd, as you live in an apartment….)

The neighbor’s kid selling overpriced crap?

The other neighbor’s kid selling more overpriced crap?

Another neighbor wanting help for something that will “only take a second” (HA!)

Someone from the US Census Bureau?

The cable company investigating your illegal hookup?

Andrew & Ben hand delivering your JellyShirt ->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
as you were the lucky 10,000th customer?!

Land Shark.

Candy-gram.

Flowers, Mam.

And now I have the freakin’ Paul McCartney song stuck in my head, thankyouverymuch!

Some annoying kid selling overpriced candy bars…

go away, don’t come round here no more…

Who can it be now…

Doo, doo, doo, doooo dooooo.

Can’t you see that it’s late at night?

“This… is… your singing telegram!”

@Chuck Real flowers, or is the FBI after him with the flower box trick?

No, silly. It’s really the landshark.

Chuck Norris.

@AstroChuck One of my favorite SNL sketches. Thanks for bringing back the memory.