What's better than a meter of beer and strippers?

Zappa agreed.

PANCAKEs.

2 meters of beer and strippers?

@agustln: NO
@pupntaco: who the hell is zappa?

@lynzeut: indeed

@zack: Yes, yes, YES YES

You’ve never heard of Frank Zappa?

Shit, I’m old.

I don’t drink what is a meter of beer? please don’t laugh at me!

oh, that zappa. shit, i wish i had my own computer so i could go on my itunes and look him up. my computer is broken.

yes yes yes

a meter of beer is 10 glasses of beer on a stick thjats a meter long. i split one with my frind, plus 3 others.

Split one?!
Didn’t you just say it was your birthday?
Happy birthday [to your friend], by the way!

my friends birthdaY. he didnt wanna get pissed, so i got him half pissed.

Ah, friendship.

@nimis. he says thnaks. and i tip you for beer.

Mommmm, Zack is drunken Fluthering again!

again? id id this like once before. dot tell ben and ndrew please.

I lurve how your typing is slurred!

my hnads suck., typos. i have disgraohia when im sober, so why not when im drunk

Enjoy your night : )

my night is done. im going to bed.

bonne nuit. thank you very much

nighty-night!

“You know it’s a great party when you’re too sh*tfaced to remember what happened the night before.”-The Party Legends

What is better? A good wife and children who love you.

Well, that too.

The morning after—wow. This is all flowing back to me now. Why was my typing slurred?

Electricity, heat, water, flushable toilets, working stove and ice cream.