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AstroChuck's avatar

Fluther women: Do you enjoy watching porn?

Asked by AstroChuck (37666points) December 18th, 2008 from iPhone

If so, how much do you enjoy it? Do you ever watch it alone? How often do you watch it? How extensive is your collection?

This question was asked for my gratification research, so please, tell me slowly.

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asmonet's avatar

Yes! Not as often as my guy friends seem to. But more than my girl friends. My collection is nonexistent, at least a physical one is. The internet is for porn.

And I enjoy it quite a bit.

That wasn’t very slow. Sorry, Chuck.

RandomMrdan's avatar

genius…now to sit back and read the responses…

SoapChef's avatar

Now AstroChuck we all have been crowning you with accolades recently and you go and ask this question! Dirty boy!
Lets see what this does for you…
....some…..once…or twice….not often enough…

Mizuki's avatar

I like porn, but it has to be in person, not video ect…..I want to hear the skin slapping!

scamp's avatar

Well, I…...

poofandmook's avatar

Yes. Immensely. I have a pretty decent collection on the computer, and I was just introduced by a coworker to 2 amazing free video sites with good, long vids of any category you can think of. So… that would be a big 10–4 for me.

scamp's avatar

like to…..

jessturtle23's avatar

I watch it almost every day on my iPhone. My boyfriend has been gone for over a month.

scamp's avatar

watch with….

poofandmook's avatar

coworker = NOT scamp. LOL!

btw asmonet, nice Avenue Q reference.

scamp's avatar

someone who….

richardhenry's avatar

A friend of mine has an extensive soft porn collection that she enjoys a lot.

it’s also a secret, shh

scamp's avatar

can give me…

asmonet's avatar

Soft porn is for @#$%^&.

I’m scurred of the mods.

jessturtle23's avatar

This is making me want to watch it now. Yeah, soft porn sucks.

asmonet's avatar

@jess: High five.

Don’t worry, I washed my hands.

poofandmook's avatar

Soft porn = “Hey! I’m going to ride your nipples, and everyone’s going to think it’s your penis! And we’re going to be big stars on Skinemax After Dark. Isn’t that great?!”

Mizuki's avatar

Scamp, you are killing me!

richardhenry's avatar

I think she finds it more amusing than anything else. I’m not sure what the attraction is.

YOU SWEAR YOU DIE, MOTHERFUCKER

asmonet's avatar

I’m cowering, I swear.

Soft porn is all tease and no payoff. Lamesauce.

seekingwolf's avatar

I watch hentai a couple times a week, I’ll admit.
I have hentai pictures too…
Bible Black is my favourite. Brownie Points if you know what it is. ;)

Mizuki's avatar

I love watching HBo’s Bunny Ranch—does that count?

asmonet's avatar

@seekingwolf: If they didn’t, google just told them. ::shudder::

Is it weird that I’m most active on the porn thread? Nah…

SoapChef's avatar

Too funny scamp! Lurve to lurve you baby.

seekingwolf's avatar

@asmonet Bible Black can be weird, but I think it’s the most erotic.
That’s all for now. :)

poofandmook's avatar

@Mizuki: I think you mean Cathouse…?

@Seeking: I have the odd hankering for some hentai. There’s a decent amount of it on the sites I just mentioned. The sound effects are classic. LOL

jessturtle23's avatar

I am going to check this hentai thing out right now.

scamp's avatar

the same pleasure….

gailcalled's avatar

Here’s another opinion. I find it all very boring and repetitive…seen one, seen ‘em all.

asmonet's avatar

@jess: Please, please, please tell me how that goes.

Oh dear, gail is crafting a response. I’m intrigued and…intirgued.
EDIT: Interesting take, maybe you should delve deeper into the internet and see if anything surprises you. Seen some, seen some others maybe. But how about yarn bondage?

Yes, it exists.

poofandmook's avatar

I sort of wish I wasn’t at work right now. Or that I had an iPhone. Urgh.

gailcalled's avatar

In my youth we called that “knitting.”

asmonet's avatar

Well played, Gail. Well played.

jessturtle23's avatar

I couldn’t find any hentai iPhone sites. Anyone know of some?

scamp's avatar

that the actress…

RandomMrdan's avatar

@gail I don’t know you should see all the different categories some sites offer. to name a few…Anal, Amateur, Fetish, Lesbian, Midget, Reality. and so many more.

robmandu's avatar

There’s a “reality” category for porn? WTF is the point of that?

tonedef's avatar

@jess is trying to turn Fluther into 4chan!!!

Also, I love it when fluther girls go wild.

gailcalled's avatar

I have a good imagination and still find it all boring. Midget anal lesbian sex…yawn.

How many elbows do you have to look at to know what the average elbow does. Or how much an average nose runs?

asmonet's avatar

@robmandu: It usually refers to point of view porn or gonzo porn, depending.

Point of view porn: Cameras are angled so that you only see the uh…object of your affection and you can usually control what he/she/they are doing if it’s from a DVD. If it’s downloaded, it’s probably spliced together to just run through all of the options.

Gonzo porn: This kind in case you didn’t know is the kind where you run up to someone and offer them cash to do it behind a wall, in a motel, in your van or your bus and whatnot. It took it’s name from gonzo journalism. Ah, the far reaching hand of Hunter S. Thompson.

tinyvamp's avatar

i watch porn, i’ve been watching it for a long time mostly because i used to work in the adult entertainment industry.

it has never gotten me aroused
check out pornhub.com

RandomMrdan's avatar

no, POV is point of view…reality would be like…maybe a woman is in a jail cell, and a lonely guard comes by and it goes from there.

scamp's avatar

on the screen….

asmonet's avatar

@random: That’s not reality, that’s 80s and 90s porn cliche.

tessa's avatar

I watch porn. On the Internet where it lives free and uninhibited. I watch by myself . . . if you know what I mean : ) occasionally with a partner, never in a group like men (boys) tend to do.

tinyfaery's avatar

Not really. The sex scenes on the L Word embarass me sometimes. Who knew I’d be such a prude?

nocountry2's avatar

Three words: redtube and youporn. Ahhhh. I enjoy it a lot. Often. I find it keeps my libido spunky. A boyfriend in college introduced me to it and I think I locked myself in my room for three days. I like watching by myself because I’m free to explore or imagine things that turn me on that I might be embarrassed about in front of others, and I enjoy watching it with my husband because it’s sexy. And sometimes extremely funny (redtube “brazillian fart porn”. Omg. Stiff stomach required.)

RandomMrdan's avatar

@asmonet I was simply going off this site here http://www.pornhub.com/categories

RandomMrdan's avatar

redtube and youporn are good ones, but I mostly use pornhub

mea05key's avatar

pornhub, redtube, youporn, 8tube,tube8, pornohub, tokyoporn,

scamp's avatar

is having.

poofandmook's avatar

@nocountry: Those are the sites I was referring to :)

asmonet's avatar

I just found Hentai for iPhones. I don’t know what makes me google for things. I don’t even own an iPhone.

I blame jess.

Wow, eleven people watching, and zero responding. Interesting.

nocountry2's avatar

(believe me, asmonet, not responding but not silent….whackwhackwhack)

jessturtle23's avatar

My iphone died. I had to come out to my computer:(

scamp's avatar

I also like to give…

Nimis's avatar

My computer died. I had to go find my iPhone.

Agreed. Soft porn sucks.
Only good if the dialogue is really bad. Then it’s kind of funny.

scamp's avatar

my partner…

asmonet's avatar

@Nocountry: Oh dear.

Nimis's avatar

My favourite porn is ‘500 People Sex’.
I’d link you, but I’m on an iPhone. Google it, you lazy fuckers.
I’m not even sure I’d call it porn.
More like sychronized swimming meets a happening at the corner of bizarre Japanese-ness and twisted documentary.

I did a piece on it for an art class. You wouldn’t have thought it (being in a room of self-proclaimed liberal art students), but there was a lot of nervous giggles and surprised faces when I had to present. Go figure. f

AstroChuck's avatar

Goddamn! I think this just might be my best question ever!

asmonet's avatar

Nimis, marry me.

This is not a request.

asmonet's avatar

Chuck, you’re awesome too.

scamp's avatar

as good…

asmonet's avatar

scamp, you have more dedication in your fingers than I do in every way.

scamp's avatar

@asmonet it’s not just my fingers, heh heh heh

AstroChuck's avatar

aaahhhhhhhhh!

asmonet's avatar

I knew that was coming.

…get it? I need to wash my brain.

tiffyandthewall's avatar

@asmonet, did you just make an avenue q reference or a random fact when you said ‘the internet is for porn’? maybe i’m just obsessed with their songs haha

scamp's avatar

as he….

asmonet's avatar

A bit of both, my dear. :)

P.S. I win!

syz's avatar

Nah. I enjoy reading erotica (sometimes), and sexy scenes in context can be arousing, but watching porn is more like slowing down to stare at a car wreck. It’s awkward, messy, ridiculous, predictable, and just not that attractive to look at (and high definition TV shows wayyyy too many bumps, bulges, wrinkles, moles and hairs).

cdwccrn's avatar

@scamp: cute. You must have alot of time ( or something) on your hands.

scamp's avatar

gives.

Chuckie said tell him slowly!!

gailcalled's avatar

No disrespect meant for Chuckie, but I wonder why is this considered a great question.

poofandmook's avatar

@gail: It’s considered a great question because a lot of us are interested in it, as evidenced by the 75 responses.

gailcalled's avatar

A lot of people list their favorite 1) fruit 2) color 3) movie 4) book, etc; the numbers of responses do not necessarily make the question interesting. Porn queries have popped up from time to time as evinced by the five siblings——->and the 178 answers.

Nimis's avatar

I think it must be interesting—especially from the male perspective—to get such varied responses from the opposite sex on an often gender-divided topic.

poofandmook's avatar

ah, yes, but just because you don’t think it’s great, doesn’t mean that several others of us can’t – and most certainly do – think it is.

scamp's avatar

What’s that old saying? Oh yeah.. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. I guess that applies here.

gailcalled's avatar

Or, a more elegant version…different strokes for different folks.

scamp's avatar

It’s at least more fitting for this thread! ha ha!!

krose1223's avatar

I can honestly say I have never watched porn. I have had people watch it while I was in the room, weird story, don’t ask but I haven’t ever brought myself around to watching it. For some reason hetero sex grosses me out… (I consider myself bi, I’m in a hetero relationship)

poofandmook's avatar

removed by me

Nimis's avatar

You’re in a hetero relationship, but hetero sex grosses you out?
That can’t be healthy.

krose1223's avatar

haha I know it’s weird. It doesn’t gross me out to have it just to watch it… It makes me hurt.

shadling21's avatar

Yes, I do enjoy watching it.
Thanks for the site suggestions, guys (ahem- girls).

EDIT: However, I don’t like watching it for what it is. It’s what I do while I watch it that I enjoy, if you catch my drift.

SoapChef's avatar

I can’t wait to see what Augustian is going to say!

gailcalled's avatar

Shadling; You were too subtle and I did not catch your drift. Feel free to not explain further, however.

augustlan's avatar

Y…e…s.
A lot.
Alone online or with my partner.
Not very often, and not very extensive.
Y…e…s. Y…e…s. Y…E…S!

AstroChuck's avatar

@shandling21— Please, disregard what Gail says. An explanation is clearly warrented.
And greatly appreciated!

krose1223's avatar

I think this thread has turned into porn.

I’m kind of liking it though, I’m not going to lie.

shadling21's avatar

@gail and Astro-
Alright. I watch it to be come sexually aroused. Typically, sex or masturbation will release any sexual tension I’ve created in the process. Once my arousal is gone, I find no use for porn whatsoever.

That’s all I’m going to say. Was that tactful enough? I don’t think I need to provide a diagram.

@krose- I don’t think you’re the only one.

AstroChuck's avatar

No. I think a diagram would be very instructive.

poofandmook's avatar

I have to say that Chuckie’s antlers and nose, in this thread, are cracking me up!

gailcalled's avatar

@Shadling; I was the one who didn’t want more info. Chuckie is the prurient member.
Happy holidays to all.

jca's avatar

i like it, but i have better scenarios in my mind. i don’t like the repetitious stuff that’s just people fucking like animals, i like something hard core but with more of a story.

SoapChef's avatar

I love that word, ‘prurient’. Happy holidays to you Gail!

uporo's avatar

Yep, more or less rough stuff and bdsm

jca's avatar

i’m curious for the people who like it, do you watch it on the internet or do you buy dvd’s?

RandomMrdan's avatar

I only watch on the internet, no sense in paying for it, when it can be found for free.

poofandmook's avatar

I watch it on the internet… on occasion I’ll buy a DVD but then I usually regret it later.

augustlan's avatar

I fondly remember when you could rent porn from the local video store’s “adults only” back room. Of course it’s free now on the internet, but the computer is not in the bedroom – which makes it kind of difficult to watch with your partner. These days, if you want to rent it you’d have to go to some sleazy place for it. :(

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