Do you have any odd rituals you perform with inanimate objects?

This occurred to me thanks to this question. As I stated there, I named my computer Gurgles, occasionally Mr. Gurgles if he’s being demanding. Anyway, I mentioned that I totally pat Gurgles when I put him to sleep at night. Like tucking him in. I’ve been doing this for years on all different computers. I have no idea why I started. I just do. I just sorta pat him twice on the case. Like a puppy or something. It’s just plain habit for me at this point.

Does anyone else have a weird habit like this? Am I crazy and alone?