Would you book space in an interactive graveyard?

I would opt for a video loop of something funny like animal bloopers or something of the sort. I don’t need people hanging over my grave dripping salty tears on to the soil so nothing grows. Empty headstones creep me out.

WHAT. That’s crazy.
The right thing to do is to call your dead husband’s cell number and wait for him to answer.
Then quickly hang up before he can pick up and write down what you both would have said if you’d stayed on the line.
Soon you will have a long dialogue. When you come to a good denouement, edit and send it to Harper/Collins. Big best seller. I am already doing this, so please do not use my title, “Can You Hear Me Now?”.

@susanc:Can I give you a high five please?

Um, if you’re congratulating me on my forthcoming best-seller, absolutely. Thank you,
judo. Back atcha. Assuming you too have a dead husband…
By the way, my possibly psychotic walkingstickcarrying neighbor has a brother named Judo; isn’t that linky?

I would have it set up so when they were listening to whatever I recorded half way through the ground would start moving as if I was coming back from the dead oooooh

I want my fake hands to come ripping out of the ground every time someone walks by!