What's the best pickup line you have ever heard or come up with?

“Wutz cookin’ good lookin’?” haha.

I’ll be sausage. You be biscuits. Let’s do breakfast sometime…

… You’re too young to [work here][be in here][drink][have kids][have teenagers] etc.

did it hurt? When heaven fell on you.

I would change that to “did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?”

Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I’ll be your Santa if you’ll be my ho ho ho.

Less-innocent disclaimer.

I’ll start by kissing your lips passionately then moving up to your belly button.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I’m here! Now, tell me your other two wishes?

p.s. I married the man that used that second line!!

Hang on a minute, I’ll buy you a drink as soon as I’m done licking my eyebrows.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?cuz I can sure see myself in those pants

I’ll be Burger King and you be Dairy Queen. You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

:P

Hello, would you like me to buy you a drink?

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Damn baby your dad must have built saunas. Cuz you is making me sweat.

Give me a kiss or I’ll sock you

I haven’t eaten all day because I’ve been at the hospital. Would you like to have dinner with me even though it’s a little late in the evening? I keep strange hours when I’m on call. If they call me during dinner I’ll have to leave but we should be able to grab a bite and talk a bit. Do you like coffee?

Are your legs tired? Cuz they’ve been running through my mind all night!

All of these

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Is your dad a terrorist cause baby you da bomb!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?

THIS ISN’T A PICK UP LINE

Guys! Just talk to us! This may not be for all girls, but, for me at least, those are soo cheesy! “Are your legs tired? Cuz they’ve been running through my mind all night!”, “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Lame! You are trying to hard. Just talk to us as if we are humans (which we are) and not something that you are just trying to score.

And this is just me. It maybe different for other girls …..or guys…..if you go that way…..

@Comedian, I was totally having fun with it. I wouldn’t consider saying that to a woman I’m just meeting. But maybe after we’ve had a great conversation, and I’ve asked her out, and we’re on our first date…???

Point well-taken, but I thought this thread was all in good fun. I hope no one read it for tips on actual pick-up lines. Or if they did – like you said – good luck!

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Do you come here often or do you wait til you get home?

My favorites from krose’s list:

-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
-You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”

Those are awesome! Nice job, krose. @Y’all, check it out!

oh, i love cheesy pickup lines!!

this one is pretty dirty, but i thought it was hilarious.

“Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.”
^ absolute favourite

The entire point of this was to be cheesy. Really??? Who the hell says shit like that?

Yea I haven’t ever had anyone say these things to me being serious. I say them to people I randomly meet… Just because it’s fun. :)

@judo: people at my school actually and it is really annyoing

Do you speak Hebrew? ‘Cuz you Israeli hot!

You must be from Memphis….cuz you’re the only Ten-I-See

That sweater/blouse/shirt would look great on my bedroom floor

Hey there…you need a nice strong set of shoulders to wrap those legs around?

Do you wanna see something swell?

Is your daddy dealer?‘Cuz you are dope to me

Hey there, are you dyslexic? I sure hope so, I need someone to prick my finger.

giggity

Your pants are really shiny. I can see myself in them.

I would like
to extend to you

an invitation
to the pants party.

The party.
The pants…

With the pants.
Party with pants?

That shirt is very becoming on you.

But then again, if I were on your chest I’d “becoming” (say it slow) too.

There’s no way you could be a psychiatrist. You can’t shrink anything.

Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind.
I need a map because I am lost in your eyes.
Do you work at Subway? Because you are giving me a foot long. (Sorry Guys)
Are you hurting? That fall from heaven must have been a tough one.
( @dalepetrie Took the Ten-I-see one already so I won’t kill it)

@blastfamy fantastic although I think the line:

i have many leather bound books, my apartment smells of sweet mahogany… I’m actually quite a big deal…

hmm suprised no one has said:

could you pass me the soap :)

Let’s flip a coin . Tails I get head, heads I get tail (: