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oasis's avatar

Would you let me stay in the USA?

Asked by oasis (980points) January 3rd, 2009

I have £300,000 at my disposal,i will not be a financial burden on the US,i will pay for my health care,i will work only for charity.

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25 Answers

Vinifera7's avatar

Does it matter what I think or what the immigration office’s policies are?

judochop's avatar

If you’re only working for charity then yes. The USA has got to be one of easiest countries to live in. Welcome. Would you please spend your money in Portland?

oasis's avatar

@chop,certainly.Thanks for the welcome,when do i move in?

oasis's avatar

BTW,I am bringing a bus full of Hippies with me.

judochop's avatar

You will have to leave the hippies please. I find most hippies to be extremely egotistical and a little burnt. This is not negotiable.

cookieman's avatar

Please send along £250,000 in advance, so I may prepare a proper room for you.

I will call for you when it is ready.

oasis's avatar

Sounds good to me,small denominations do you?

RandomMrdan's avatar

I’ll prepare a room for 200,000….oh yes, the undercut.

cookieman's avatar

Singles will be fine.

I’m used to it. That’s how I get paid at my job as a reverse stripper.

Put it on! Put it ALL on!

oasis's avatar

Ah the credit crunch effect!

cookieman's avatar

Well I won’t negotiate as my room has better value.

It comes with an endless supply of chocolate chip cookies and 10,000 Lurve Points.

RandomMrdan's avatar

can you prepare a room for me as well?

oasis's avatar

Hey Random,dont worry about the cost,i got it covered.
It’s such a good deal i cant turn it down.
Do you require EN-SUITE?

RandomMrdan's avatar

hey, for 200,000 you can have whatever room you like, I don’t need a bathroom connected to my room. =)

bodyhead's avatar

Anyone who brings a busload of hippies with them is not welcome anywhere no matter how much money they have.

Just get married or apply for a work visa.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

Sure, come on over across the pond. But yeah, leave the hippies there.

oasis's avatar

Tree House?

Trustinglife's avatar

@Oasis, where are you coming from?
This is a joke, right? I mean, a hypothetical question?

oasis's avatar

@Trust,yeah hypo,why have you got a room too?

Trustinglife's avatar

I have a room, hypothetically.

Vincentt's avatar

Hey, you can bring your hippies to the Netherlands, I like hippies :)

oasis's avatar

Vince,your on.i am in Amsterdam on the 21st of Jan to see Oasis in concert.
Where do you want em leaving?

Vincentt's avatar

You might not want to take hippies to Amsterdam… They mingle too easily so you’ll lose them :P

90s_kid's avatar

So you actually tell us how much money you have….wow.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

Nah, that was only part of it. The rest is buried in a coffee can in the back yard, 3rd brick from the end on the stone wall, under the 1st apple tree in the last row. ;-)

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