From where I sit, a fancy resume is completely irrelevant. When I’m looking at resumes to hire someone, this is what I look at.
Can I scan the resume quickly? Is it laid out clearly, so that if I want to find out where you went to school or if you’ve ever had a position involving Mac OS X, I can figure that out without having to read the whole thing? Is it clearly and specifically written, in a concise style?
Do you have experience relevant to what we’re looking for, or a strong suggestion that you’re flexible enough to learn what we do here? If you do have experience, is it complementary to what people already have? Have you worked on any projects similar to what we’ve got coming up in the next year?
Do you have an interesting education? Did you major in something not technical, so that when we’re talking at the company party, we can chat about east Indian art or game theory or our favorite Victorian novels? The best technical people are also often creative people who are used to thinking critically and subjectively, and that’s something that an art history or psychology degree will show that a computer science or “mangement of information systems” degree won’t show.
Does my BS alarm go off? Did you claim experience in PERL (someone with useful experience would write Perl), or C/C++ (someone with useful experience would claim C and C++ separately, as they’re very different languages), or that you’re experienced with MAC computers (experienced people know that Mac is short for Macintosh, not an acronym). Do you have spelling errors on your resume? Do you have a lot of big words to bethump me with, and remarkably few objective measurements or specific details?
If I were looking for a graphic designer, an attention-getting logo might be a good thing. For most positions, though, it’s a waste of effort—it would set off the BS alarm when I saw someone using an attention-grabbing logo instead of providing real content in the resume.
Also, I mentioned this discussion to one of the HR people here, and she said that when they get a resume, it gets scanned and fed into a text-indexing program, and then the original gets filed. Aside from the HR flunky who opens the envelope and does the scanning, everyone else sees your resume either as a scanned-in PDF, as a photocopy, or as digital text.
If you spend as much time and effort making your resume clear, complete, and concise as you do agonizing over whether to print it out on light grey, eggshell, cream, or baby blue paper, you’ll probably get more interviews.