Who would be your one phone call?

Supermom, to the rescue!

Knowing how often I lose stuff, I’d probably call my own cell phone just to find it.

Whoever can correct this obvious injustice immediately… preferably before I have to put on anything orange or blue and someone asks what size shoe I wear.

My wife if something has gone wrong, a friend if I’ve just been stupid. The comedy of “can you come get me from jail” generally doesn’t go over quite as well with my wife, although she’s great at mobilizing the troops.

My husband.

Call the A-Team…see if they could break me out…

I would call one of my sisters, because they are always the first ones I contact when I am in trouble. My parents’ jobs are to freak out.

arrested for soliciting women of the night: seedy brother-in-law

for DUI: uncle alvin or uncle roscoe
for shoplifting: aunt mary
for underage drinking: yeah, my seedy brother-in-law
for being caught “doing it” in the back seat: seedy brother-in-law

Who knew seedy brother-in-laws could come in so handy?

Definetely my mom. She always saves me when I meet with fail :)

Probably my mom, but if it was something drug related id probably call a good friend instead.

Mr. Peanut…he knows why.

No one.

Last time I was put in jail I called my mom which was a bad idea because they turned around and let me go. Next time I will call my boyfriend first.

Either my husband, or my best girl friend. Depending.

My wife.

Although since she worked in a prison and was later a probation officer for ten years, she’d probably tell them to keep me.

My boyfriend. He’s the only one in the city I really know other than my boss. I mean, I know all his friends, but I met them through him—I didn’t know anyone when I moved here. And seriously in the choice between boss and boyfriend after being picked up for a minor crime? BOYFRIEND.

i would definatly call my mommy..
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i think she would show up as long as she wasn’t too mad.