Well, what kind of shot can I get you?

How about Fireballs for all of us? (A shot of Cinnamon schnapps with a couple of drops of Tobasco sauce)

Line em’ up!

Tetnus. I stepped on a nail.

@judochop toushe…. but tetnus would be an awesome name for a shot.

I’ll have a tetanus too. I’ve been biting my nails.

Well, I always really liked Jameson. So the last time my dad was in town he took us to an Irish bar and said we had to try some Redbreast. It’s made by the Jameson folks. It’s a lot like Jameson but just smoother. It’s just lovely. It’s kind of, well, almost sweet at the end like a port. It’s not often that Dad’s right about something, but this was one of those times. So, bartender, that was my long-winded way of asking for a shot of Redbreast. Yummy. Make that a double. Neat. :^>

Now I have to go think about what I’d put in a drink called “tetanus”.

TETanus:

1/2 everclear
1/4 mt. dew
1/4 lemon juice

Well, I think that would kill most pathogens in your system along with some good things you probably want in there. lol!

Brain Hemorrhages – Peach Schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, and Grenadine. (The main reason is because they look cool.)

Laphroaig 15 year old (or older).

eh, its hard to go wrong with a jager bomb. Most people like it or atleast tolerate it.

A Slippery Nipple.

Straight tequila, all the way. No chasers.

A lemon drop. Yummy.

SoCo, vodka and tequila.

But that’s only because @Allie stole my damn answer.

=]

Macallan 20, neat.

smug little smiley. grumble grumble.

@Allie SOMG (shots omg) I love Brain Hemorrhages, except we call them Brain Cells. Much easier to say when you;re drunk.

But yes they do look amazing.

Some of my favorites:

Porn Star (1/2 Blue Carucao, 1/2 Raspberry Liquour)
Three Wise Men (1/3 Jack Daniels, 1/3 Jim Beam, 1/3 Johnnie Walker)
Cherry Bomb (1/2 Cherry Vodka, 1/4 Red Bull, 1/4 Grenadine)
Stop Light (Three consecutive shots of vodka-midori, vodka-orange, and vodka-cranberry)
Naughty Neopolitan (1/3 Kaluha, 1/3 Creme de Cacao, 1/3 Strawberry Vodka)
Hole in My Head (1/2 Sambuca, 1/2 vodka, 3 drops Tobasco)
Golddigger (1/2 Jack Daniels, 1/2 Goldschlager)

I’d taken whatever was given, then flirt with the bartender so they’d keep coming :)

For me Patron.

@lightlyseared: How many parcels of land do you own? I have 6. Maybe we are neighbors.

@PupnTaco – One of my roommates is a manager at a commercial moving company. We’ve had all the Macallan 20 and other scotch we can handle, along with Veuve and a lot of other liquors and liqueurs, since Christmas.

Shot? Gimme a visky, chincher ale on the side, and don’t be stinchy, baby.

I would have asked for a Porn Star.
But now that I’ve seen this thread, I must try a Brain Hemorrhage.

@TitsMcGhee – I think I’m going to make a point of trying all of those drinks.

@shadling21: They are definitely all high quality. Now, if I could only get them for free…

Give me a shots of the cheapest bourbon you got. Yeah that one way down there on the bottom shelf thats covered in dust and nobody likes.

Certainly, I’ve taken and given my fair share of
Screaming Orgasms (1/3 Amaretto Almond, 1/3 Bailey’s, 1/3 Vodka)

I’ve had the pleasure of tasting all kinds of nipples, like your
Slippery Nipple (1/2 Irish Cream, 1/2 DeKuyper Buttershots, 10ml Grenadine Syrup)

or even your
Dirty Nipple (1/3 Kahlua, 1/3 Sambuca, 1/3 Baileys)

I’ve been through and regretted too many
Red Headed Sluts (1/3 Jagermeister, 1/3 Peach Schnapps, 1/3 Cranberry Juice)

But I like to keep it simple, so bartender just serve me a good ol fashioned
Wet Pussy (1/3 Crown Royal, 1/3 Amaretto, 1/3 Red Bull)

How about a Throbbing Hairy Veiny Penis? (1/3 Night Train, 1/3 Capri Sun Island Splash, 1/3 Benadryl Allergy)

@PupnTaco. Wow, a really disturbing image passed through my mind after reading your response. I’m now traumatized for life. Or at least for the rest of the night, thanks. j/k

@PupnTaco – NOW I know what the shambolic-looking dude who flashed me on a city bus when I was 12 drank before he got on. Because his breath sure did stink as he slurred, “Hey girlie, you wanna see somethin’?”