What is the best "That's what she said!" line?

I am taking a calculated risk. What’s the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside… I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star. Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my god, what am I saying?

Those are usually funniest “off-the-cuff”.

“What are you going to do? Sit on me and shove it down my throat?” THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

I have soo many more, but I can’t recall any of them at the moment. I will share them, if I do!

@syz Yeah, I’m talking about ones that happened rather than making them up.

Subverting it gets bonus lurve.

I’m gonna need your two best guys on this now….that’s what she said!

I was in the car the other day trying out some new chewing gum
And my friend said “Dude, that gum smells horrible”
I said, “It taste better than it smells”
He immediately came back with a “That’s what she said”

“That’s not a gradient! A gradient is normal to the curve!” “That’s what she said.”

“Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night.” – June Cleaver

I don’t know why….but I liked Bluefreedom’s answer. A double-entendre, perhaps?

Is it in yet?

Becky was frustrated with Marco (Esquandolis), her boyfriend, and they were trying to talk things out. She was crying and wondering what to do and then she breaks down and says,
“Why is this so… hard?”

Houston, we have lift off…

Honestly, I had a guy say this to me about 12 seconds after the fact. That’s what he said…

dipshit.

A friend of mine was eating a sandwich that wouldn’t fit in his mouth. “It’s too big! It wont fit in my mouth!”

“Thats what she said!”

I was in Theater in Halo 3 a while back watching a game of griffball I’d just played. So one of my friends that always makes these kind of jokes invites me to a private chat and then a game. At the time I had the replay paused right as a gravity hammer was being smashed into my face. Not thinking, I say “Hold on, I have a hammer lodged in my throat.” Of course my perverted friend missed a golden opportunity as I soon realized what I had said and corrected myself. You needed to be there for the full effect, though.

Also, a lot of good ones can happen while playing pool. What with balls, sticks, racks, and whatnot. Doesn’t take much creativety though.

Cornhole

Here’s one that should not be passed up…

Well, I am always the one to be a bit off topic, sorry guys. I have to say that this line has seriously died…I rarely laugh at it anymore, but only true “that’s what she said” lines are funny, not perverted ones. A lot of yours were really good bluefreedom good job.
One time, I said “that’s what he said” by accident….and my friends died of laughter….I don’t know if it was at me, or from my accidental joke in a joke…

I always have to look behind me to see where the action is…that’s what she said.

my friend caught a great one that my euro history teacher said, and even he laughed, so it must have been funny. i wish i could remember it.

my psych teacher was telling us how he had been trying to teach his dad how to use “that’s what she said”. he was like, “yeah, it didn’t work. he’d say it after something that made no sense when we were out somewhere, and i felt like a teenager, i’d be like, ‘oh my god dad, you’re embarrassing me, stop.’”