Is it silly that I'm imagining them wearing these like beauty pageant sashes?

Yes! :)

I totally want to see Ben and Andrew in evening gowns.

I’d rock the lack of talent competition.

I’d rock the swimsuit competition :-)

And instead of the question and answer portion of the contest, it would be the Fluther portion of our contest. And they would have to answer tough, thought provoking, questions about frizzers & cakes & advice to the lovelorn!

I love this question and everyone in it. Lurve.

Nice banners. It feels like a parade!

They look super impressive, like waiter nametags.
But…I notice they aren’t wearing their flair.