How to earn money without working?

Invest a million dollars at 6% and you’ll make $60,000/yr.

Bank Robbery?

walk around the city and pick up change off the ground. (of course you won’t get rich, but you’d get exercise and make some money while doing it) —you never said how much money you were looking to make lol

Marry or get adopted by a silly rich woman.

Become a senator from Alaska.

Set up an investment scheme exclusively for billionaires who have more money than good sense.

when you figure that out let me know the secret because I am dying to know…

Write a book on how to get rich or thin with no effort. There are plenty out there to copy.

Find out that old table your grandma foisted on you is worth $600,000.

Magically become Paris Hilton and do fuck all with the rest of your life. :)
You could also do porn. Unless of course you’re terribly unattractive, religious or not very <<ahem>> well endowed.

Or, double whammy, you could do both.

Move back in with your parents and let them run your life.

Define working? Until money rains down from the sky (painful) I really don’t see any way of earning money without some form of effort being required. Even banging away on some rich unattractive old bird is work I would imagine

I’d say sell all your stuff on Ebay for a start. That brings in an extra bit of cash.
Why not look into working from home?

Commit a crime. You won’t actually be making money but you will live for free in jail. Free meals, free healthcare, free education, free cable tv, free internet access, also you won’t need to pay any taxes.

@elijah—wow that almost makes me wanna go to jail when you put it that way. sadly enough :-(

Find a job you love, and it won’t seem like work.

@cwilbur You have a good point but that requires effort. Suicide? that won’t make you any money but you won’t need it. Bad idea though. And the prison thing seems viable, although that is no way for a Human to live, they call it Prison for a reason.