Is it wrong for me to find satisfaction in hearing that Cheney injured himself moving into his new home?

no. he probably deserves every laugh that he gets, but i dont know if its funny enough to slap my nuts.

Karma, one fall at a time….

you could slap his nuts while he is in the wheel chair, that would be funny

Hehehe..
(ahem)
I mean… YES! It’s very bad that you feel that way Chuckie.
Hahahaha. =]
The line about attending the inauguration in a wheelchair really did make me giggle.

It’s his own bad karma for shooting his fellow hunters. It would be ironic if the poor friend he shot pushes the wheelchair.

HAHAHAHAHAHA….

<<ahem>>
…no.

I don’t know if it is ‘wrong’ exactly and it’s not like Dick Cheney is the bastion of moral or ethical behavior and deserving of a lot of sympathy or anything. Now that I’ve had 12 seconds to think it over, No, it’s not wrong AC. :o)

By the way, AstroChuck, love the topics of satan and Darth Vader that accompany your question. Nice.

I especially like the catagory of “good riddance”. I’ll have to peruse a few Fluthers under that theme.

No.

OMG, tennesseejac, I will pay you $10,000 to run up and slap his nuts at inauguration…

And if someone gets pictures of tennesseejac doing that, I’ll distribute them on the Internet!

I so hope tennesseejac says yes.

with the money from the photos, we can get him out of jail!

Did he feel bad when he accidentally shot his friend. Duh! Dumbasses have feelings too.

WAIT! What if it’s a ploy to get through the metal detectors…I wouldn’t put a sawed-off shotgun past him

You should be a part of the Secret Service. You’re clearly a genius.

@nocountry2 : Make it 20K and I will give him the greatest back hand nut slap EVER

25 if you do an Indian Burn.

$30K if you yell yeehaw.

@tennesseejac. Just for emphasis too, use Brass Knuckles.

We’re awful amazing people.

@Allie : YeeHaw Nut Slap coming up!

Yes!! =]

<———will be glued to inauguration

Can’t breathe…finding this whole thing very funny indeed!

Word.

Someone needs to slap a “go fuck yourself” bumper sticker on the back of his ride.

For Cheney to need a wheelchair for such a minor injury as “pulling a muscle” in his back, makes me think that the injury is worse than what we are being told. I wonder if there is spine or nerve damage. I also wonder how much pain medication he will be taking for the inauguration.

lol yeah I guess there is an odd sense of karma with this. It will be interesting when that whole shooting someone in the face bit finally catches up to him. However… it was a lawyer he shot in the face… so I wonder how karma will work that one out.

I love this question and all the answers. AC, hell no.

I’m taking this moment to celebrate that I never had to say the words “President Cheney.” Thank God! What a fitting end to his tenure.

@PupnTaco : What about one of these for bumper sticker choices:

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Constipation causes people not to give a crap.

Bumper sticker I started seeing more than a year ago:

1.20.09

(Bush’s last day in office)

nope. he shot some dude. no attempted murder. (we all know its what he wanted)

I would go with the bumper sticker “Nut Slap Me With Brass Knuckles”.

It’s very hard for me to feel any sympathy for him, that’s for sure. How many kids did he put in wheelchairs by sending our babies to Iraq?

@Kiev749 :: Not only that. The guy he shot held a press conference and said that it was his fault that he got shot in the face. Most dogs are loyal, but not that loyal.