Can anyone profile me?

not really, but i bet you have a hot wife

Funny!

You are an evil cat hater. =)

You’re a wiseguy!

But it’s the jesters what tell the king the truth, innit?

You are a lover of corn? You grow corn? Something with corn?

sorry, i’m really hungry :(

Edit: Ohhh! You’re a farm hand! And you love gangster rap! lol. :D

I don’t think you really want me to do that.

in any case, I don’t want to do the work required

usually, when I do that, people get freaked out, and won’t talk to me any more. I suppose it could be because I’m totaly off, but that seems unlikely. It’s more likely that I am too much on target

@daloon…C’mon I work on a farm. I think my skin is thick enough.

It would be a lot of work, as daloon says, and it would also depend on an assumption that your answers have been truthful.

If what you want to know is whether someone who knows you in the real world could recognize you if they happened onto you here, that’s a different question.

After a while I think regulars gain a pretty good sense of one another’s personalities, but probably will not have a clear enough picture of you (or anyone else) to pick you out of an FBI lineup.

Let’s see here…..

You have a good sense of humor and you’d rather laugh at others than at yourself.

You’re a closet zombie lover who loves eating bacon when you’re intoxicated.

At night, when you’re trying to go to sleep, you are counting sheep instead of shearing them in the daytime so you can make wool g-strings.

You prefer banjos over guitars but blowing on a sax really makes your shorts creep up…..in a good way.

Although you drive a sedan, you’d really prefer a sports car but you can’t own one because it would attract too much attention. Trying to hide from the Feds means keeping a low profile and you are all over that.

No one buys your story that you were abducted by aliens except you and you’re adamant like Fox Mulder from the X-Files – You want to believe. We do too but you need to come up with a better story first.

You’re a friendly, happy go lucky, fun part of Fluther and you like all of us just as much as we like you. :o)

You are married to a blonde. ;)

I can, but I’d give the secret away.

@Blondesjon Get rid of the bacon! They are on to you!

For some reason, you and your wife strike me as one person—similar names not withstanding.

Maybe years of marriage will do that to you?
How long have you been married?

You enjoy entertaining people.
And we enjoy being entertained. :)

@Nimis May I answer for blondesjon? or maybe I am blondesjon ;)

We met when we were 20, married at the age of 21, and will be celebrating our 17th anniversary in April.

Being together our entire adult life, well, I guess we do kind of think alike. But then, that’s one of the reasons why we married

17 years! That helps to explain it.
Congrats on your upcoming anniversary. =)

@Nimis Thanks!

FYI- Blondesjon would never quote Kermit The Frog

@jonsblond, our kids refer to that phenomenon as “sharing a brain.” We tend to give the same answers to their questions, sometimes even in the same words, when asked separately and without knowledge that the other is being asked. We also sometimes speak in unison, cracking everybody up.

But we were 30 (I) and well over (he) when we married, and both had had, ahem, very busy lives before that. Even after 30+ years of marriage, we are still definitely not interchangeable. I think the number of things we see differently is probably greater than the number of things we see alike, and there is still a lot of acreage in his brain that I find utterly opaque and incomprehensible. (He would say the same of me.)

So I would have to say that years of marriage can alter your patterns, all right, but they can’t change the stuff you’re made of. You two, JB and BJ , with your mirror names, must have been cut from the same cloth. My husband and I were not.

@Jeruba You are so right. Being together for so long is not the reason why we may think alike at times. We definately “share a brain” at certain moments. It was our similarities that brought us together, but our differences that keep it interesting.

I love your comment- “acreage in his brain that I find utterly opaque and incomprehensible”. So true that is for both blondesjon and I. The many disagreements we had during the past year or so over politics is one example. our kids would leave the room the second they heard the names Clinton, McCain or Obama

@jonsblond, I find it remarkable that you could be so much alike and yet differ over politics. My husband and I are in complete accord in the realms of politics and finances, so much so that we scarcely need to say a word. But we will never agree on the “right way” to do most things, including how to disagree(!), and we have totally different ways of seeing ourselves in relation to others. Luckily our senses of humor are complementary!

You are right that the differences keep it interesting. Even Velcro requires two different surfaces to stick together.

@Jeruba LOL. I would’nt say we disagree like James Carville and Mary Matalin (that marriage amazes me), but I have grown a bit more conservative over the years. :)

Sorry, @JB, never heard of those folks.

@Jeruba Mary is a political consultant for the Republican party, James is the same for the Democratic party. They have had many heated discussions on various news shows, it’s amazing how they can stay together. At least in my eyes.

Thanks! Not a TV watcher. As long as they don’t call each other names or bring up what she said once in 1986 or the time he forgot her birthday or sneer at one another’s relatives, I don’t see why not. Disagreeing is one thing and fighting is another. If they agreed too much in public, they’d both be out of work. My guess (sight unseen) is that they put on a good act. Sounds like a great career ploy to me.