I am semi-drunk fluthering. Thusly, please answer this: I most recently Masturbated to:?

You’re going to laugh at this later on.

I’d be surprised if this wasn’t removed later. :) Great Question though. LOL dang doodle?? Great reminder not to drink and fluther!

Drinking and fluthering is fab.

Vin…You gott a have alittle walk int eh finger park…tho whom?

Husband, actually. I’m so boring.

Sarah Palin eating a hot dog at a baseball game!

Bea Arthur…duh.

she fufills my grandmother fetish and my latent homosexual tendencies

I actually masturbate to my boyfriend because he is really hot but he isn’t always by himself ;)

the “or what” really worries me.

uh – keeley hazel. and scarlett johannson. my mind wanders…

I sooo wanna do Kevbo..I wuld wipe that Palin all over his face..(ya know…I did myslef to her once…)

Yeah, I remembered she’s one of your faves, you dirty, naughty, Republican.

(someday… maybe)

I most recently masturbated to ‘Tickle Me Elmo’.

@Bluefreedom…I masturbated on Tickle Me Elmo. He wasn’t laughing.

susanne’s not the only one that can drunk fluther

Wadaang doodle, kevbo’s palin covered face, Mona lisa..???

I’m really out of the Fluther loop.

@Blondesjon. Nice one. LOL

@Sueanne_Tremendous. I just had to throw this in here since you said you were semi-drunk Fluthering:

Friends don’t let friend type drunk. :o)

A picture of myself.

No. Not my avatar pic, you sicko!

Angelina Jolie and the girl from Transformers.

@Mtl_zack bumblebee?

@eponymoushipster Ya, there’s this one scene, where you can completely see his muffler. His radiator is sooooo hawt!

TMI…...TMI

House/Wilson.

…What?

The dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night!

Tina Fey…

Jamie Oliver….mmmm.

He’s good looking, he’s charming, has a sexy accent, and best of all he knows how to cook!

Is Doctor Who so wrong? ;)
I can’t believe I missed this thread by twenty fucking minutes.

Janet Reno.

Thanks for playing along! I am now (somewhat) sober. I think kevbo came over..or was it Auggie? Asmo? Ahhh…whatever. I enjoyed it.

@Mr_M…I enjoy knocking one off to Will Ferrell playing janet Reno.

I just touched myself and I jizzed in my pants. I’m a teenager. Raging hormones and all that. What can I say? No need to think about anyone…

@Sueanne_Tremendous

you, of course…

@MacBean: me too. silence

Janet Reno doing it with Abe Vigoda.

Mr_M

Didn’t you have a Janet Reno mask for your midgets just recently?

You’re starting to scare me :)

I HAVE to use a mask. She won’t go out with me.

@Mr_M

Sigh….what’s a man to do these days?

I dunno. Ask Janet (hehehe).

i use milla jovovich, but playing the chick from the 5th element only. the bee boop language she speaks turns me on.

or the chick from Harry Potter (she’s 18 now! i hope)

Willard Scott…

A co-worker told me today that they actually have Sarah Palin latex blow up dolls. (He didn’t tell me how he found this out though. I have my suspicions.) So, I suppose I’ll be rubbing one off to the rubber governor of Alaska tonight.

@Bluefreedom i think a Tiny Fey as Sarah Palin doll would be quite exquisite. or just Tina Fey making out with Sarah Palin.

@eponymoushipster. That would be fine also. Maybe even better. I think Tina Fey is actually quite attractive. :o)

@Bluefreedom uhm. yeah. tina fey is beautiful. great legs.