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What would you do if ... ? (Q : II)

Asked by Anatelostaxus (1428points) February 9th, 2009

You wake up and there’s a sinister silence in the whole city/town.
a sense of danger.
no one to be seen.
Phone lines: dead.
no net coverage.
Mobile: no coverage.
TV : static.
Houses, stores, facilities: empty.. but open.
....at midday you recieve a strange text message (even though you mobile had no coverage up to then) reading:
“Taiyo….shin…(some text missing) .. sat()r… venit..nvnquam…et(some text missing)* all in the end…it is..
...plvsqvam… major… (some text missing) .. nevermore..
nagaiki… (some text missing) ..muharr…welcome ..ingnorance..”
(more confusing fragments, rather than a fully sensed discourse.)
there’s such a silence you can dimly hear the birds chirping at a vast distance. strange for the usualfrenetic and noisy city life..

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11 Answers

jrpowell's avatar

Masturbate. Eat some top ramen. Continue my quest for laziness and not caring.

Anatelostaxus's avatar

@johnpowell ahha…grand.. you should read something by an ancient greek philosopher named Epicurus .. make that art.

kevbo's avatar

I was going to say same as jp, but I’d go out front first just for the novelty.

fireside's avatar

I’d probably delete the text message first.
stupid spam

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Ummm…that isn’t JP responding. He said Top Ramen instead of PBR.

What have you fucking done with JP???????

O’course he did lead with the masturbation thingy…

Dog's avatar

I would go hang out in a mansion in Malibu right on the beach and paint.

Allie's avatar

@kevbo You would go out front to masturbate? You just might care less than JP. Craziness.

augustlan's avatar

Pull the covers over my head and go back to sleep. Clearly this is just a bad dream. Right? RIGHT?!?

Anatelostaxus's avatar

@augustlan
hahaa.. maybe it’s not.. maybe it’s a veeery good one instead.
@Dog a superb decision.. peace at last..

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

I’m with JP on this one. Maybe we could have a pissing contest afterwards off the front steps of city hall.

Anatelostaxus's avatar

that’s wonderful.

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