YES, @galileogirl, I lived it TOO! I had SUCH a hard time working at a Fortune 500 company because I was used to working at smaller companies where hey, if you wanted to stop by the CEO’s office and chat about movies, you could do that. You get to the big, huge, monolithic company and EVERYTHING is done through channels. You have to figure out WHO the people are you need to work through. I couldn’t believe it when my boss’ boss was looking for some information, so I sent him the information, and my boss yelled at me because peons at my level can’t just gasp email a Director! Other things I got yelled at about/taught were that, and this was said to me by my boss and a co-worker, “there IS no reality, it’s ALL perception.” I was in this situation where if I did or didn’t do something, no matter what it was, if someone observed something that they didn’t like for any reason, it was actively ENCOURAGED, NOT to go to me to figure out what was reality and what was perception, but to bring it to my boss’ attention IMMEDIATELY, so she could call me in her office and chastise me. So, it didn’t matter if I could say, “no, this is what ACTUALLY happened,” that didn’t matter. What mattered was what anyone who decided to put their noses in my business (also encouraged) thought was going on. It was not THEIR responsibility to try to find perspective, it was MY responsibility to manage THEIR perspectives, because “there is no reality, there is only perception.”
I was used to an environment where you did your job, you rolled up your sleeves, you did what needed to be done. Here you had to do things the way they were to be done, you had to get the input of the right people, and you needed to figure out WHO those people were. So, these two comics just ABSOLUTELY summarize what it’s like in that environment. The first one, yes, it was often that level of ridiculous, where something small that someone could perceive in a negative light could be debated by these highly compensated higher up people for hours on end. Basically, no one did any WORK during work hours, it was ALL meetings, it was all about “alignment”. In the second strip posted, there was a VERY clear message to stay in your cubicle. We were actually equipped with a white board, and if I was EVER going to be away from my desk for more than 5 minutes, I was to write where I was going to be on my whiteboard!
One other thing really resonated with me after I had that experience of being yelled at for not being at my desk when some person decided they needed to talk to me right then and there and apparently had to talk to someone else because the three minutes I was away from my desk was too much to wait. One of my favorite movies is Office Space. When I got the DVD and saw the special features, I saw this deleted scene where Lumberg is asking Peter where he was during this one ten minute period a week ago Tuesday, because he came by Peter’s desk and he wasn’t there. So he says he was probably in the bathroom, and Lumberg asks him what kind of shoes he was wearing because he looked under the stalls and didn’t see his shoes. It was literally that bad, if I had to go to the bathroom, I could hear about it 2 weeks later that someone came by during that 5 minutes.
You really want to get Dilbert, work for a large company for a year.