Who or what is the Illuminati?

Here you go

Google is your friend.

What’s with today, today?

It’s a secret society. Kind of like the Bilderbergers, Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), the Trilateral Commission, Club of Rome, Skull and Bones, the Freemansons, the Committee of 300, the Bohemian Club, the Tavistock Institute, and the Royal Institute for International Affairs (RIIA), just to name a few.

Here is a short Wikipedia article on the Illuminati.

they run this site, via the CIA and the Sheinhart Wig Company.

<Apocryphal story>A coworker swears he followed a link to the illuminati and eventually reached a site which was totally black background with words is small text ‘We will be contacting you.’. </Apocryphal story>

@Eambos Never seen that before, nice.

@Grisson: Your coworker needs to get laid and stop believing the internet.

@asmonet My coworker is awesome and has an awesome sense of humor. But he probably wouldn’t mind getting laid.

@Grisson maybe he’ll get laid by an Illuminati chick. the robes and goat sacrifice make those chicks totally wild!

@eponymoushipster I can only wish it for him.

Mmm, goats.

I mean, what?

@Grisson. And if you get pictures of that sexcapade with the Illimunati chick that @eponymoushipster described (the robes, goats, candle wax, twine, sacrifices), make sure you post the images on the Internet so we can check them out. :o)

@Bluefreedom Consider it done.

Oh my!

well, consider it done, when it is actually done, that is.

@Bluefreedom wait. there’s candle wax? bitchin’

No riding crops or spurs? Pfft.

@aprilsimnel PM me. <wink>

@Eambos, sweet link! I love that!

@Eambos – that’s got to be the best link, ever!

I always miss the good ones, cheesh….goat

Speaking of secret societies, my dad was once invited to join the masons. A friend, who is a mason, and is kinda open about it, wanted him to join. To join, you have to ask to be in, so the guy was trying to coax the question out of my dad. My dad knew what was going on, and “declined”. True story.

Check the DVD “Secrets of the Matrix” that’s something like a million theories in four hours. Information overload of bull shit.