If you are still young, what do you swear you will never own when you get older?

One of those oxygen tanks that you lug around. I can’t deal with the limitations.

Any debt to anyone.

Numerous cats

A mobile home.

A lack of cats.

A Van.

Adult diapers.

WTF’s wrong with a van?

Vans don’t get the babes. Don’t worry, AstroChuck, you’ll understand when you grow up.

You obviously didn’t go to high school during the 70s.

Vans are so not cool. Okay maybe the VW Type 2 is pretty sweet.
WTF is wrong with adult diapers, you don’t even need to walk to the bathroom, and by the time you need them anyways, we’ll already smell like well…....old people?

One of those ugly, ugly droopy boob bras!

@Emdean1 – Amen! And I will do my level best to find decent-looking supportive shoes that are not OLD LADY shoes!

There’s just no good reason to shuffle toward the inevitable in ugly footwear.

Define young…

Velvet Elvis wall hangings. Or Dice hanging from my rear-view mirror.

A senile mind and a discontinued blood type.

ditto to jayne.
the more cats the better

children, however, i believe are another story…