When was the last time you had sex?
4 months for me.
I’m beginning to miss it.
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Yesterday. Would have been this morning, but we were both hungry for breakfast.
I got my afternoon NOOKY yesterday.
I imagine it wasn’t too long ago for most people, what, with Valentine’s Day and all. Except me.
I love never knowing what to expect from my fellow Flutheree’s. <3.
@Mr_M…I sad 4 months up there! Don’t feel bad. Haha.
15 minutes ago… (My boyfriend just left)
@Mr_M ..wow my typing rules. I’m referring to the expanded part of my question. I stated that it’s been 4 months since I’ve had sex. Therefore, V-Day did nothing for me either, haha.
Sad. (To think I was getting ready for a cold shower!)
Listen! What are friends for? Did I mention I have big feet???
OMG I has big feetz too! BFFL.
We ALL know, it’s not how big your feet are, it’s what you can do with them.
babirutle36, well, since you brought it up, I like to think I put new meaning to the phrase “stimulus PACKAGE”!!!
4 years 8.5 months.
And to think I was going to welcome you to fluther onesecondregrets, then you go and ask this question! hehe.
ps welcome to fluther!
I suppose we are supposed to remember the exact year, too!
Is this so all the people who haven’t had any can meet up and… uh… help each other out?
@daloon good god I hope so. DAMN! I’m married. That won’t work!
@Bri_L…Geez, I’m sorry! Curiosity killed the Cat (lolz my name is Cat) But thank you still for the welcome-age. :).
..no one has to answer if they don’t want to, I swear!
With my boyfriend… Saturday. Solo, yesterday.
a couple of weeks ago, when I was still in the same city as my gf. We’re several thousand miles apart right now, which sort of poses some technical difficulties. Not sure when we’ll meet again, could be months :(
Well it has been three months. It sucks so bad to be away from your significant other. but some of us have a job to do in foreign countries.
@onesecondregrets – No worries, I’m teasing ya. I am happy for all ya bastards and bastardets who are getting some!
I know, I know. :).
And I’m not gettin’ any anyways so its k. Haha.
Yesterday.. all morning….mmmmmm
this morning at about 6 a.m. wonderful!
I have GOT to stop reading this thread. . .. yet I can’t look away…. .
It is like a car reck. I keep rubber necking.
October. :) My bf is coming in March so probably again then.
hehe.
@Bri_L – That sounds vaguely dirty, too…
Well I only need one hand to type this message…
Where’d this question spawn from?
lol
Have you noticed… This question has lasted two hours -amazing!
Yesterday, before the kids returned from Nana’s house. :)
@laureth – it seemed like it as I typed it but I chalked it up to my dry spell.
3 weeks ago :( Yay for being single.
@Ashpea9288 married 12 years last October. Even talked about sex in terms of compatibility before marriage, had sex before, were compatible, happy, good at it. Single, married. Doesn’t always make the difference.
I had pancakes last Sunday. No, I mean actual pancakes. They were yummy and all, but I could use a big dollop of orgasm syrup. :(
Good ol’ valentine’s day. Haha
@Bri_L True, although in my experience I’ve never had to go without sex while in a relationship. I’ve been single for about four months, which is the longest I’ve been single since the age of 15 (sad, I know), and since I don’t want to have sex with just anyone it’s been pretty sparse the past four months, which is definitely hard for me!
Daily- there has to be some perks to being married with kids.
You know, Promises were made to me 2 years ago to when I had a vasectomy, which was the second most painful experience in my life, and still nada. AND you have to flush the pipes 25+ times before they will test you to see if your in the clear. That mean zero help!
The last time that I remember was December 8, 2007. That was some of the worst “break up” sex ever and since then everything has been a drunken blur. This “single” life has its ups and downs, but I do miss the almost everyday lovin
About two months ago. I hate the military sometimes.
It has been a long, long, long time, that’s why I recently bought stock in the International House of Pancakes.
Thanks…I think it’s one of Marina’s suggested fonts.
Well, MY calendar is free today!
Right now.
Oh, fine, not right now, but two weeks ago, before the relatives showed up. They left yesterday, so Yippie! Play time again tonight!
Maybe even… simultaneously?!?!
Welcome to the collective!
@Trustinglife nope not simultaneously! When would we have time with all this fluthering going on?! ;).
Ahh, I guessed wrong then.
@Trustinglife – adreamofautumn is just being facetious. :) You hit the mark.
Thanks for the welcome!
sniff yay sniff. I’m happy for sniff you.
;-)
Didn’t mean to rub it in Bri :(
Here’s a pancake for you.
YUMMY YUMMM!!!!!!! Pancake!!!!!!!
I thought rubbing was the point…
Thanks! Sometimes it helps to always have sex on the brain! (whether I’m having it ona regular basis or not..)
That’s the motto of all men everywhere.
By the way, before I posted this, there were 69 responses! Case in point.
That’s the other motto of all men everywhere. (Make women happy.)
(Edit: Wait, that should be TRY to make women happy.)
Haha, I’m easy to please but also easy to piss off so it all balances out. :P
With a partner, the beginning of last June. Solo, January 26th. (Yes, I keep track. stfu. It’s a big accomplishment when I have a successful wank. I have issues with it.)
Lurve for ‘successful wank’ ;)
about 4 months ago not long before F*cking up my life
…Hey at least nobody’s said never! So we’ve all got it better than we could, even if it’s been a while still. Haha.
@KatawaGrey He’d probably call us all perverts and say we need to keep it PG because we’re ruining Fluther.
Fluther pervs. The best pervs in the world ;)
waaaay too long. I don’t actively seek out sex, but warmly welcome the opportunity if it comes a knockin.
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