Have you ever been kicked out of anything?

My dorm. >:(

Kicked out of a concert because my friend’s drunk friend (my acquaintance) bowled some people over while trying to slide headfirst in the mud in the lawn. Word on the street is that Blink 182 and Green Day will be touring again, so maybe I’ll have another shot at making it through the whole concert.

My sister came to visit me once, She was used to the bar life on the West Coast, which is a little looser than buttoned-down Bryn Mawr, PA. She was hootin’ and hollerin’ when the live band played. I asked her to hush, but before that could happen we got kicked out.

I was humiliated as I had never been kicked out of any place.

8th grade German. Teacher told me to attend every class from then on (I’d already skipped a good few) or hand back the text books…........so I handed back the text books.

Last fall I was at a bar in downtown Cleveland. I was pretty tipsy (i was drunk) and I see a fight going on behind me. My friend was standing right there where the girl was fighting. (not involved) I didn’t know that and thought I was billy bad ass and tried to stop the fight. Well the girl was fake fighting with her friend(it looked so real) and then started to REALLY FIGHT ME. I got kicked out for trying to stop what I though was a actual fight!

I was kicked out of boy scouts when I was 15. I never really liked it that much, so no big deal. We burnt down a tent (by accident!), and some other things. They also sent me, another guy and a girl home from a camp once because we ran through the “meeting circle” naked. It was a dare; you can’t say no to a dare.

@Emdean1 That’s Cleveland for ya

Tell me about it!

@richardhenry How did you burn the tent down?

As much crap as I like to give Cleveland, Cincinnati is no better. But I silence my feelings of my city’s inadequacy by making fun of others, so Mistake by the Lake it is!!!

@TenaciousDenny Mistake by the lake, that’s funny!

@richardhenry I was wondering more how you managed to find a naked girl at a boy scout camp.

@jonsblond Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

Bars, Schools, The Boys and Girls Club, and relationships. :(

I got kicked out of Walmart once along with a few other people for playing with all the bouncy balls.

I’m feeling a little like I’ve been too much of a goody two-shoes. I clicked over here and then could not think of a single event from which I’d been removed. So I’ve decided that my goal for the rest of February is to be kicked out of at least one place. Any suggestions?

@zephyr826 Run naked through Wal-Mart while bouncing bouncy balls.

@zephyr826 Applebee’s

@zephyr826 You can try to get kicked out of the movies….All you have to do is put your feet on the back of someones chair.

I got kicked off a flight because my sister threatened to kill me
and the pilot overheard as he was about to board the plane.

I tried to explain that she was just crazy and didn’t really mean it.
But I think they were legally bound to keep us off the flight.

@Grisson Right? I think that deserves some kind of patch.
EDIT: I meant RH actually managing to find a naked girl at a boy scout camp..

@Nimis It was a suggestion for @zeph. (Though I muffed the response) Reference to Taladega Nights

Appleby’s: We’ll kick you out!

The Drive-In! For honking the horn! But I wasn’t! So embarassing….

A bar once and class when I was younger.

Several years ago, 3 of us went to lunch at a pizza restaurant. It took FOREVER to get waited on. Then our food took another forever. When it was all said & done, we had 10 minutes before we had to be back to the office. We took our food up to the register & said we had to have it to go, & we voiced our displeasure with the manager. She got pissy & said to get out. We got our food & tried to pay, but she said ‘just get out’. By the time we got back to the office, our boss said “so, I hear y’all got kicked out of Pizza Inn.” He was laughing his butt off about it. I guess he had a friend in there who saw it all & called him.

I got kicked out of the same Dairy Queen twice. Once far being part of a 420 session in the smoking section when they still had a smoking section. Another time because the manager said I couldnt pull a chair up to the end of a booth. I wasn’t in the way of anyone and they were dead. I told her I wasn’t moving. She told yeah you are so I dumped my milkshake in the floor and kicked myself out. I grew up in a small town is all I got to say. Ive been kicked out of bars and school a couple of times. I get kicked out of skatespots all the time like parking garages, schoolyards, parking lots etc.

@jonsblond My friend was drawing things in the fabric with a lighter.

@Grisson Girl guides staying at the same place. Heh.

I was kicked out of preschool. I bit people and chased them around till they cried.
I’ve been kicked out of a college house party, but that was because of someone I was with..not me.
I’ve been kicked out of a bar, again on account of someone else.
I’ve been nicely asked to leave a few restaurants.

I got kicked out of a club for washing the “under 21” Xs off my hands.

I went back there right after my 21st birthday, and the same bouncer let me in for free, and bought my first drink.

At the time I felt like a huge loser, but now I think it’s awesome. I’m really glad I went back.

@jonsblond…Remember that time at Denny’s…

what? we can’t share a private moment in a public forum?

Church. For laughing among other things.

I was kicked out of college (the first time around). This was because I spent too much time on IRC (1990–1991) and not enough time studying or even going to class, so I deserved it. On the other hand, nobody told me that it was pure folly to schedule a 7am class during your first semester of college in a climate with harsh winters, either.

I’m doing much better the second time around, but I really should have finished up 14 years ago instead of sitting at a desk with people half my age.

Ballet – for kicking the other kids
Violin- for hitting the other kids with the bow
Multiple classes – for general smart-assery
Multiple bars – unappreciated sarcasm

In most cases, I really was just trying to be funny. It just took me a while to realize how to tell if someone didn’t appreciate my sense of humor.

I was also ejected uncerimoniously from the womb.

@figbash – You’re kidding me??? If I knew you could get kicked out of violin for hitting people, I would have been swatting those other little brats left and right! I betcha I can shoot a mean bow, too, I’ve been holding the damn thing for 14 years…

@Laureth – What is IRC?

@laureth I was almost kicked out of college the same year as you, except I quit before they could do it. I spent too much time at the beach instead of class. At least this time around, you can appreciate the importance of an education.

I got kicked out and banned from a mall, i was trying to climb the rock face of an elevator.
Kicked out of my 9th grade high school.
Taken abruptly out of the premiere of 300 it was my birthday and drunk Fell into the movie screen not a proud moment.

i got kicked out of an asian food store because it was cold one day so me and my friends went and sat on the steps in there.

Years ago, a friend had a limo drive her bachelorette party all over Georgetown (in Washington, DC) going to different bars. At Champions, one of the bridesmaids was going around trying to shoot Peppermint Schnapps into people’s mouths from a penis shaped squirt gun. One of her targets took offense, and started a fight. We were all kicked out, into the freezing cold night. This was in the days before cell phones, and the limo was nowhere to be found. Our coats were in the limo. Sucked.

@augustlan – LMAO at the penis shape squirt gun! That must have been an interesting night :P

@KrystaElyse…Penis shaped squirt gun full of Peppermint Schnapps!

what a great name for a concept album…

@La_chica_gomela – IRC (Internet Relay Chat) was a realtime, worldwide chat room. (There are many IRCs now, but back then there was only one.) So you could get on there at any time of day or night and talk to other total geeks from around the world (because who else would be on the nascent Internet in 1991?). I met friends there that I still have today, and it resulted in a lot of travel to meet people.

@laureth Yeah back in the day, before everyone and their brother was on the Internet, IRC and Fidonet were safe for geeks. Only geeks (or science fiction mavens) were on, and you could safely meet anyone. I made some great friends (at the time) and had some seriously serious conversations, kind of like fluther, only more intimate and longer lasting. How things have changed!

@Blondesjon – Hahahaha :D

I love IRC, and Bash

IRC is just multiplayer notepad :-)