If your clothes could talk, what would they talk about -- especially the snarky sneaker?
And who would they talk to? Each other? You? Other people’s clothes?
Would they say different things in differen places? How about in the store? And the rest room? At a party? In a Woody Allen movie?
What would they say?
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Please stop farting, and make sure you wipe thoroughly.
I’m not high enough to answer this question.
Somebody please make this stinky skunk wash me. Now right now.
my chucks would say: i am awesome.
my tshirts would say: we are too ironic.
my jeans would say: not skinny.
my sweaters would say: with it, daddy-o.
My shirt would say: “Hey dummy, how about skippin the doritos today and have a sandwich?”
My pants would say: “Why can’t you put me on one leg at a time like everybody else?”
My shoes would say: “Get off my back.”
My socks would say: “I hate my life.”
My underwear would say: “Shut up socks.. you’re the lucky one.”
My hat would say: “Oh now you wanna take me out.. when it’s raining.. yeah.. thanks a lot ya jerk… can’t I go out when it’s sunny?”
My gloves would say: “We’re the perfect match.. aren’t we hands?”
I’m pretty sure they would all have different accents as well.
“That girl uses me and tosses me aside when she’s done. The next day I see her with some other intrest. I never leave. I just sit there hoping she comes back!”
– my clothes on Dr. Phil
All I know is that my bras probably bitch every time a certain guy at work talks to me.
What do you mean “if”? My clothes talk to me all the time!
@daloon glad you got a kick out of it xD I get the same kick out of your lil profile pic too everytime i see it =D
My pants: Good lord woman. Go on a diet already!
My shirts will say: stripes look good on you
My jeans will say: careful with the small holes
My jackets will say: today we look like John Legend
My shoes will say: You are cheating on me with the whithe loafers!!!
My suits will say: Do you remember how your body looked like when you were a model??? Yes! get fit again please!
My pants would say: Levi’s 501’s are classic but yours are 20 years old. Let’s get real. And the stains are totally unbecoming.
My shirts would say: Your pectorals fill me out nicely but you could use some work on the biceps to make the sleeves look fuller.
My shoes (sneakers) would say: It’s a good thing you have me because your feet are kind of hideous looking.
My underwear would say: Skid marks are for the street and not for Fruit of the Looms. Not every fart will be a dry one. Be careful.
Every item in my wardrobe would say…“enough already!”
My clothes would be snooty to each other, especially the newer ones.
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