What is your favorite punchline?

Fuck you clown!

That will be $100.

crack is back

nicholas girls, shouldn’t climb trees

Damn, you’re a mean drunk, Superman.

Rectum?! Nearly killed ‘em!

You can prick your finger, just don’t finger your prick.

You are worst that a drunk Cain

So he says to me That’s not John McCain; that’s my wife!

Een kachel! (A stove!)

Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester cheats picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!

“If he gets out of this, we’ll call him Houdini!”

“Anything but a Canadian Club,” replies the seal.

Because their horses would drown.

What did that poor bastard say, the f-word?

i said 12 inch pianist….

Ah yes, the tiny pianist.

That’s what SHE said!

I can’t believe nobody said the aristocrats.

@AstroChuck The best was saved for you, duh!

That’s where I had it before…

“Okay, he’s dead, now what?”

“Whaddya mean you’re scared? I’m the one who has to find my way out of here alone !”

“Scribbly flabbidy doo, and all of a sudden it’s a sleek lamborgini.”

“Sorry to here that. You’ve got to watch out for those Rightus brothers, and Arthur’s the worst one.”

also

“No. I don’t see any teeth in there, but you’ve sure got some bad gums.”

To get to the other side

Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

“I don’t even know her!”

“Pocahontas?! I don’t even know a Hontas.”

The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”

Two if you slice ‘em real thin.

“Depends”
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“The wheelchair”
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“To check for live ones”
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“It was right about then that I realized she was a man”

@steelmarket…nice

One to change the lightbulb and four to check the sexual implications.

Because he was pinned to the punk rocker.

EPIC

“Stanley, come home!”

“No, I’m a frayed knot.”

@susanc lurve! That is the first one I’ve recognized! I love that joke! Check that, I knew to get to the other side – I think

I recognize all of Sakata’s punchlines, so that makes me a sick bastard. :-)

“A dick in your mouth.”

@evelyns_pet_zebra- Sure. That’s what makes you a sick bastard.

“Hippies never changed anything!”

“Should I have said Dimaggio?”

POW

@AstroChuck well that and about fifty million other things, but we won’t go there, will we?

Deeeeez Nuts!

Five bucks, same as in town.