When someone asks if you're a god, what do you say?

Play me in badminton, and you’ll find out soon enough.

Nobody has asked. Damn I miss that.

I always ALWAYS say: GODDESS GODDAMN IT. Not a freakin god…A godddddddam goddess get it fuckin straight.

No, I’m not but people make that mistake a lot ;)

I knew you were going to ask that.

“You always say yes!”

Not the stay puff marshmallow man

I say, “Sorry, didn’t know my bulge was showing. And, by the way, staring is impolite.”

@eponymoushipster…That answwer is why I lurve/lurve you.

nice use of transthreading. gold * for you on the chart.

glee!!

@Blondesjon joygasm. joygasm is the appropriate term. happyboner would also be acceptable in this situation.

I always say, “Bless you, my child.”

Asmonet says: Yes. Will you be my Jesus?

brown chicken brown cow

If I get asked this question in an intimate setting, then yes, I make sure to tell that person that I am a god. In the bedroom, or in any bed for that matter, I am the master of all I survey.

Why yes, why do you ask?

no, cause logically, I’m not.

we are all the same

Good of you to notice.

Yes, you found me out. I AM the god of navel lint.

Well, somebody’s go to take the blame.