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Can you sing Happy Birthday?

Asked by jonsblond (44203points) February 21st, 2009 from iPhone

It’s Blondesjon’s birthday! Would you like to wish him a happy day?

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Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

No. But I can blow it out my ass pretty darn good….

and for blondsjon it will be in key

Tantigirl's avatar

I can’t sing it, because my voice has been known to severely scare people, however, I will say it:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Blondesjon

I wish huge slabs of cake and many bottles of plonk upon you!!

DrasticDreamer's avatar

Have a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, dude! :)

eponymoushipster's avatar

anal. dude, seriously.

KingMalefic's avatar

I can blow that tune out on a mean flute, if ya wish. Happy Birthday.

That doesn’t sound quite straight crap.

Blondesjon's avatar

@jonsblond…i hate you…you are so getting a spankin’

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

Happy Birthday, you sexy dude, you! I won’t sing however, because when I sing in the shower during the warmer months, birds have been seen trying to close the windows from the outside. I couldn’t carry a tune if it was on a stretcher and two paramedics were helping me.

KingMalefic's avatar

No but seriously when i lived in south america we played recorders and flutes that was the one song i could do. I hope it at least produced some mini lols. :-)

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon y @jonsblond hey you two, get a room. also, a webcam, some nightvision goggles, a website with a paypal account – you’ll make money in the tens of dollars!

@KingMalefic yeah, yeah, i’ve seen a couple of Dateline NBC specials about “the flute playing children of south america.”

AstroChuck's avatar

Happy Birthday! Think I’ll celebrate by getting really pissed!
Who wants a Mai Tai?

cak's avatar

Happy Birthday! I’ll have a drink for you!

KingMalefic's avatar

Asmonet says there are age restrictions on bar tending, Chuckie.

tiffyandthewall's avatar

happy birthday! :D

Blondesjon's avatar

@AstroChuck…I don’t a’ wanna’ your tie. I jus’ ‘a wanna a beer.

Grisson's avatar

If somebody else sets the key.
o/~ HBDTY
o/~ HBDTY
o/~ HBDDBJ
o/~ HBDTY

aprilsimnel's avatar

I will let Stinky Wizzleteats do my singing for me. Have a bit of HAPPINESS!

Happy birthday!

KrystaElyse's avatar

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY @Blondesjon! And many more! Now lets have some cake :D

Darwin's avatar

Sure.
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi….Ahem…cough, cough Do re me fa so la ti do…la, la, la, la,la!!!
I’m a bit rusty… just getting over a sore throat….

Deep breath

Cumpleaños Feliz,
Te deseamos a ti,
Qué los cumplas en tu día,
Qué los complas feliz!

How was that?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Darwin did you just do some voodoo? was that a voodoo curse on @Blondesjon ?!?!

Bluefreedom's avatar

Here is your birthday message. Have fun, my friend!

Darwin's avatar

@eponymoushipster – No, I am from Texas. We speak Spanish down here. We used to be part of Mexico and parts of us seem to be going back.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Darwin Texas – i knew it! Voodoo country!

Dog's avatar

Happy Birthday!
May it totally rock over last year!

Blondesjon's avatar

@Bluefreedom…Is that your pussy?

augustlan's avatar

Happy BD, BJ!

Bluefreedom's avatar

@Blondesjon. Yeah. And I taught him that dance move too! :o)

Darwin's avatar

@eponymoushipsterSigh! You are thinking of South Florida. Down here we practice curanderismo, not voodoo.

KingMalefic's avatar

I am from florida… damn it i am screwed on all accounts.

nebule's avatar

have a great day buddy…hope its a good one… live in the moment and see if it lasts forever xx

janbb's avatar

I was singing with Grisson. Did you hear me?

HAPPY BIRHTDAY!

SuperMouse's avatar

Happy Birthday Blondesjon!

janbb's avatar

Oops – spelling, I meant “BIRTHDAY.”

toomuchcoffee911's avatar

Happy Birthday to yooooooooooou in 4 part harmony

steelmarket's avatar

na na na na na na—na na
You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too—yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party.

Lennon/McCartney

elijah's avatar

Happy birthday! Free pancakes for everyone!!!

jonsblond's avatar

Go shawty
It’s your birthday!

rh11cp's avatar

what ths hell? who would ask that question? lol.

Blondesjon's avatar

@steelmarket…Would you like me to dance or, perhaps, take a cha cha cha chance?

intro24's avatar

BIRTHDAY!

I couldn’t resist.

jonsblond's avatar

Thanks everyone for helping me wish Blondesjon a happy birthday! :D

onesecondregrets's avatar

I may have missed the deadline but bonne anniversaire to your blondesjon. :).

loser's avatar

I just sang it! Did you hear me?!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

jonsblond's avatar

Happy Birthday Jon!

augustlan's avatar

Is it that time of year again already? Oh, I see that it is! Happy birthday, Jon. :)

nebule's avatar

Oh MY that’s just scary!!! Happy Birthday… to you xxxxx

janbb's avatar

Happy B’Day to one scary dude! Love ya, @Blondesjon !

jonsblond's avatar

of all the questions for a person to stop following, this is one of them…hmph! Guess I need to send it to him…lol

aprilsimnel's avatar

Yes, it’s that time of year again! Happy birthday, guy!

SuperMouse's avatar

Happy birthday to my second favorite half of the Blond/Jon family!

toomuchcoffee911's avatar

Happy Birthday to yooooooooooou in 6 part harmony this time

jonsblond's avatar

Happy Birthday!

wow. There are a handful of us left.

janbb's avatar

Happy Birthday, dear Jon – and feel better soooon!

tinyfaery's avatar

He’s old.

Strauss's avatar

No, he’s just older! Happy birthday, Jon!

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