I'm glad I wasn't born before the invention of ___.

Flush toilets.

The Toilet.
The Shower.
The Cheesecake Factory

Definitely running water, which includes water heaters.

painless dentistry

Arrowheads.

air conditioning

Eyeglasses.

The printing press.

Perforation, zippers, velcro, portable containers that are good for organizing things, such as a wallet.

Life.

Recession

Cars.
Air conditioning.
Micro fleece.

Women.

Surprised nobody said pancakes yet.

Rock n’ Roll

…......................and pancakes

Maxi pads and tampons…

general anesthesia.

antibiotics

Wine

safety razors

electricity
television
radios
nintendo ds
everything that serves good in my life

Fluther. Oh, I guess I was….. Glad I didn’t die before fluther!

Alcohol. & lots of it!

Pringles…yummy. Just dont spill them on the keyboard!

Oh, and I’ve got to have my Tivo!!

penicillin and most subsequent medical discoveries.

A.I. and the hostile battle of giant robots killing humans.

Completely risagreeing with @aprilsimnel and @NaturalMineralWater , I hate toilets but that’s me :).
(Don’t worry, I lurved you both though, anyway)
I’m mad I wasn’t born before the invention of Toilets.

Recliners and remote controls.

X-ray goggles

Dishwashers and rear window defrosters.

The greatest inventions ever, and I will not accept others.

The microwave.

DVRs. I don’t know what I’d do without that invention.

Umm…astro you were born before the DVR.

hehe

What are you talking about?
<—I just turned six.

Fine. Then how about toilet paper?

I’m so glad I wasn’t born before the invention of AstroChuck.

Aw, shucks.

I don’t see astro as an invention so much as a freak of nature. ;)

Aw, shucks.

pc
tv
music

Electricity

My granny told me that she was a teenager before they invented the toothbrush. She said before that, they would just rub their teeth with the corner of a rag dipped in baking soda and salt. Ugh! She also said that people usually lost their teeth in their 20’s. When they first came out with toothbrushes, the old folks thought it was just a fad. Ha-ha.

@Skaggfacemutt- Your grandmother must be ancient. Toothbrushes have been around for centuries. Here in the US they have been mass producing toothbrushes since the 1880’s.

My granny was born in 1903, and she told me she was a teenager before they became commonly used. She was there, so I have to believe her.

Where was this, @Skaggfacemutt? Perhaps she was a teenager before they came into common use where she lived. That’s different from saying they weren’t invented yet.

She was born and raised in Paxton, Illinois.