What's the cheesiest line from a song you ever heard?

“I like big butts and I cannot lie”

I have to say, the opening line in this weezer song

Can’t think of any right now, but you can bet that most will be from the good old eighties!

1. “Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you”.

2. “You’re having my baby! What a wonderful way of showing how much you love me.”

“Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don’t think that I can take it, ‘cause it took so long to bake it and I’ll never have that recipe again”

“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”
said the monkey to the chimp.
“Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba”
said the chimpee to the monk.”

@Mr_M lurve for the patience to type that tripe out!!!!

Right back at ya for the McArthur Park reference. Good one!

oooohoooohoooo, baby, baby
Cheezy as it gets, but when Ronstadt sings it, I still get chills up my spine.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
Leave it to bubblegum rock….

Tooty Fruity-Little Richard

Sinatra’s

“Do be do be do,
Be do be do be”

Eep Opp Ork Ah-ah! That means I love you! from the Jetsons.

@steelmarket – Every time I see that Python episode where at the end Michal Palin says in his deadpan voice, “And we end the show with music. And here with their very latest recording, ‘Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I’ve Got Love in My Tummy,’ Jackie Charlton and the Tonettes,” I laugh and laugh.

“You’re havin’ my baby!”

“i love you like a fat kid loves cake”

“What’s your name? who’s your daddy? is he rich like me?”

“You can blame it on the rain
Cos the rain don’t mind”

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down…
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again…!

Oh, NOOOOOOOO!

i like senses fail and all, but every time i hear But I should have known that you were a killer. But now I’m dead. i just cringe. i mean, really?

“I don’t want be anything other than what I’ve been trying to be lately.” For some reason I hate, hate, hate this song. I don’t get it. If he is not trying to change anything, then why mention anything at all to begin with? Maybe, I just don’t want to get it.

I just had to tell someone. I feel better now ;-)

I am a said, to no one there and no one heard at all, not even the chair

WTF? I have always pictured Neil Diamond singing that song to an empty Lazy Boy.

1. “I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key”

then

2. “Midnight at the oasis. Send your camel to bed.”

I’m too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

@bpeoples am I the only one who cared enough about what you actually had to say to click the link or only the only one willing to admit they got rickroll’d. ;). Haha.

@adreamofautumn =)