What is your pornstar name?
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March 1st, 2009
“First Pet’s Name” + “First Street”.
I’m Buddy Northwood ;)
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Lucky Belle.
(For reals.)
I once dated a guy who would have been Ace Reamin.
Hahah, I KNEW this question was coming with the last one. First thought that popped into my head when I saw it.
Oh, and mine wins every time..I refuse to believe otherwise.
Friskie Forester.
Crystal Marilyn.
Not funny at all, but definately pornish.
Lady Bruckenweg. I don’t think a career in porn is right for me.
Farewell my hopes and dreams… :,(
Brittany Curtice…. but im a dude so not sure if that really works
Bear Bodwell….if I was a GUY that would be great. Too bad i’m not.
Hahahaha – I’d be Bootsie Shaker!
Daisy First
(yes, I grew up on first street)
when i was born i already had like a million pets.
the first one i thought of was Angel though.
so
Angel Terrace.
hm.
Milo Chicorylane now.
Larchmont Jeffrey Villalane then.
Cocoa Long Lake
I hope AlfredaPrufrock answers this! Hers is good!
Aw, the one for now is boring:
Hazel Clark.
Sounds like the kind of a gal who knew MacArthur and Patton. Biblically.
Oaxaca Hayland. Ugh terrible name.
I might have to change careers just for the name! Cream Puff Windsor.
My kids’ would have been Ratty Coulter (a whlte lab rat removed from their lower school science dept. He was meant to be a spring-break visitor, but took up permanent residence.)
LOL… My kids would be Baby Michigan….
Either Daquiri Lytle or Buffy Lytle. Take your pick.
But if I get to choose my own then I pick Penis O’Tool.
Ruby Fox.
I have such a feminine pornstar name.
I’ve always heard it’s your childhood pet and the street you grew up on, so mine is Gypsy M. Using the first pet/street makes it Tuxedo L, which is why I like the other way better.
You lived on L and M street? I want a 1 letter street name…
a very non creative city when it comes to naming streets apparently. Wonder what happens after Z.
i’d like to add that i don’t even need a porn star name, because i share my real first/last name with an actual porn star, apparently.
thanks, google D:
it’s a pretty good ice breaker at least.
Your last name is Towers?
Wow.
Gosh, mine would totally suck:
Desperado 88th St.
Well Desperado 88 is kinda cool. You gotta leave off the street part
Brandy Stella.
My son’s would be Stymie Stewart.
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