Is it possible to break out of the fluther matrix?

What’s up with you and the Matrix? lol.

Go, be free, break away.

I can not escape the keyboard.

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pancakes.

Strangely comforting. I like that description!

blue pancake or red pancake?

that is the question

@KrystaElyse if you take the blue pancake, you’ll return to the MySpace and think this was all a dream. If you take the red pancake, you’ll go down to the coral reef.

@eponymoushipster – Hahaha :P

Did you store the thinkon units in the frizzer?

No they were uploaded without my consent.

Just eat the red pancake.

“These are the machines most awakened humans will have to fear. Squid like, these machines roam the ruins, floating on their anti-gravity generators looking for targets. Machines that never rest and never tire. They can also be directed to incursions, if the humans are detected.”

@SeventhSense you’ve answered your own question more than anyone else!

also : jelly-like, not squid-like. never say squid-like.

yes, they wantv us to believe the jelly myth….

It’s cakes, all the essential information is in the cakes!
You must send a cake…nevermind…

I always liked Cake. I saw them in a small venue once. They were cool

The cake is a lie!

This is why I need you people. I just thought it was a band!

chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!

marzipan, quick – we need copious amounts of marzipan.

is this turning into the CIA thread?

@e
If I could venture out into the great white way outside-the snow is like 2 feet, I would get me some chicken pot pies

Strangely is just the sort of comforting we’re best at. Whenever you need a hit of strangely, just come here.

i wish there was 2ft of snow outside where i am.

me too :(

I have the snow, shall I send you some?

@ K and E
THEY will provide yoyu with any experience you would like. Just look out the window

@bythebay – FedEx me some snow plz :D

I miss the snow too. But I want January snow. I don’t want March snow. Late-season snow is kind of overripe and mooshy, not firm and crisp as it should be. It won’t travel well.

Sadly, Jeruba is correct.

blasphemy. who would want to break out?

i want to get some snow and put it in the frizzer.

Where I am, today had the kind of snow that felt like being hit by a million tiny pinpricks all at once. :/

i like the big, wet flakes of snow. it’s messy, but cool looking.

i also miss walking around new york or chicago in the snow. it’s such a great feeling.

@eponymoushipster would snow not be better under the swimming pool?

@chyna has anyone checked there for the snow?

@eponymoushipster Its probably buried.

I would love 2 feet of snow here so I could miss work and just hang around and fluther all day.

i’ve fluthered at work. in abundance.

HEY BYTHEBAY
WHERE’S YOUR SNOW?
ARE YOU OVER HERE ON THE RIGHT COAST? MARYLAND?

stop yelling. chillax.

my bad
:(

Yup, Maryland.

@eponymoushipster You are hilarious!

@Krys
If I send you snow Fedex what will you send me?

@SeventhSense – I’ll send you these.

What man can resist a stack of flapjacks.
More syrup please…

@k
“link” http://photos.igougo.com/images/p299334-New_York_NY-Fresh_winter_snow_in_Central_Park.jpg

@Seventh -That’s exactly what I miss!

oh man i could totally go for like 2 feet of snow right now. or any snow for that matter. i haven’t seen the stuff since i was like 4 years old and it wasn’t even enough to make a proper snowdude

It’s nice for 10 minutes and kind of cool when you’re snowed in but it gets old when you can’t go out and take a walk in some nice sunshine in the winter. I’m a die hard NYer but I think I’m ready to move somewhere warm. It’s just that NY is so expensive and the nice dry warm places on the left coast are also super $$. Maybe AZ- you can still go up to Sedona and Flagstaff and ski.

Yea you can, but why?

@antimatter
Why ski? Because it’s close to flying.

Yes. By rejecting your reality. This is not so! Then you escape.