If unicorns existed, what would their turds look like?
I used the wizard swear “unicorn turds” and a friend said, “ooo, they’d be all sparkly.” So I started wondering at about 2:00 a.m. this morning, what would unicorn turds look like? Surely they’d be lavender.
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Little sparkly, rainbow pellets. And they’d turn to gold when you picked them up.
I think it depends on what the unicorns ate.
“According to reported sightings in legends the animal was seen in forests foraging on the ground, it was thought that the unicorn ate what a normal horse would, grass, oats and hay.
Another theory was that this animal did not need to eat at all, it was thought that it absorbs solar energy from the sun. Many believed that the horn played a major part in this. Although far-fetched this theory was wildly accepted in many legends. ”
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In the case of the former, like horse turds. In the case of the latter, there are probably no turds, just sunbeams shooting out their ass, which would, indeed, be all sparkly.
If they’re covered in glitter, then I’m really glad unicorns don’t exist. Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. (Right Uber? Or in PnLs case, it’s gonorrhea. I am not implying that Uber has herpes or PnL has gonorrhea. Let me make that clear.)
Platinum sparkle twisties.
Well considering that a “MOD” is answering a lame question like this makes me wonder if there are some double standards going on here on fluther.
In a question regarding suitability and sensorship of questions here on fluther our dear “Mod“states that inappropriate or dumb ass questions will be removed.
MMMH strange goings on.
@Allie Demitri Martin =D
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Rainbow sherbet. Grab a spoon!
I bet it would come out all spirally like soft serve ice cream.
What makes a questions “unsuitable” for Fluther?
I thought unicorns ate rainbows and pooped butterflies.
@patg7590 I’m glad someone got it. =]
@zerocarbon Sorry I’m not a robo-mod. From now on I’ll try to live up to your standards. Just curious, which other questions do you think I shouldn’t answer?
I just think that as a mod you should set a standard.
Please look at the above content and tell me that it is informative,well thought out,a quality question?
Quote“i thought Unicorns ate rainbows and pooped Butterflies”.
Is it me?
Seriously, your punctuation screams oasis.
-There are no awful typos.
-It could lead to good answers. (See Marina’s response.)
-It’s not trolling or self-promotional.
-It’s not attention grabbing.
-It’s not hateful or deceitful.
-It’s not vague.
-It’s not attacking anyone.
-There’s no txtspeak.
-No illegal content or spamming.
Seems ok to me. Maybe not as philosophical a subject as you would like, but that doesn’t make it a bad question.
hahaha.
i think they poop just like horses. unless they eat glitter. then they have sparkly poop.
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