Once again we put our crack team of laboratory scientists to work on this question. It turned out to be a tough nut to crack. Still, they don’t call them “crack” for nothing.
The first challenge, of course, was to measure @AstroChuck‘s love for fluther. It turns out, there was already an instrument available: the fluthluvometer (don’t ask). Using the fluthluvometer, however, was not as easy as we first thought. It wasn’t that the instrument was difficult to use. Far from it. Just point and shoot.
No, the problem was that the meter didn’t go high enough. The team broke three fluthluvometers, before they built a meter that could measure @AstroChuck‘s love. This is what is known techinally, as “off the charts.”
Still, off the charts or not, it remained to be seen if other’s could match his love. The team spread out across the country, the New York, to Houston, to Florida and Washington and points inbetween. Gailcalled, Asmonet, GirlofScience, TitsMcGhee, Augustlan, BlueFreedom, Elumas, and on an on. All were subjected to the fluthluvometer.
The results were presented to the moderators for approval, and for some reason, they remain there, in moderator limbo. It’s been a month, and no word has been heard. We think they are suppressing the results, but we don’t know why.
Anyway, there is an answer to this quesiton. A definitive answer. We just don’t have it in our hands. Ask the mods.
