What's the weirdest way you've been asked out, or asked someone out?

My ex husband proposed to me by sticking my ring in the top of the top bun of a Chili Cheese Crunch burger from Dairy Queen…

I use to lick people I was interested in, if they responded positivity we would go out, if they found it disgusting it wouldn’t of worked out anyways so I saved myself a bunch of grief.

I’ve mentioned it on Fluther before, but I left a note on a hot guy’s motorcycle. I think it said something like “Hot bike, hot guy, we should go out sometime.” We did. It was awkward. But it is a funny story. ;-)

@essieness
That one was doomed from the start. It could have been worse though. It could have been a corn dog.
@HarmonyAlexandria
She’s a super freak.:)

8th grade. My friends set up the entire thing. So dumb.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you somehow turned into a relationship.

Yes I used that line, and yes I am proud of it!!

I was in a drugstore shopping for a toothbrush and a guy on the same aisle gave me small talk but then bought his stuff and left the store. As I was checking out, I see him come running into the store, really running and he gives me a business card and stuttered something about “you, me, we seemed to… if you’re available then may I take you out sometime?” He was shaking a little and smiling but I said yes, took the card and he walked out of the store, backwards! Good times.

A guy followed me from roughly 25th st and 5th avenue (in NYC) to 47th st and 12th ave just to ask me out. Turned out that he had a girlfriend who found me on facebook. Good thing I never actually went out on the date with him.

@bprz I cannot believe that worked!!

@VzzBzz Did you go out with him?

I’ve got at least a few wacky ones.

Man in bar: ”Hey, uhm, hi. You just walked past my table and…uh….your ass. I just want to take a ruler and (makes motion of flicking ruler) go ‘thwap’ with it. Right on your ass. I’d love to take you out for a drink sometime.” Needless to say, I didn’t go out with him.

Another kind of cute one was when I was walking into a local drugstore. A guy started walking quickly toward me, smiling and waving wildly. I stopped and looked at him and he said ”I had to just say hi to you. I’m _____.” I said hi, introduced myself and he proudly said “Yeah, I know! You’re my bus crush! I see you on the 72 every morning. You walked past me one day and I saw your name on your work badge. I really wanted to talk to you but you look like you don’t like people. Anyway, I have a huge crush on you.” We wound up talking for an hour outside of the drugstore and then dating after that.

@Likeradar Yes, we went out for a few months, it was superb! Thank you CVS pharmacy.

I was at a bookstore she was reading some poetry. I picked up the nearest book and was meandering around strategically. At one point I purposely bumped into her backwards reaching for a book. She just said, “I am so sorry.” I said real drawn out and silly with a big smile, “Suure you just wanted to touch me” All you had to do was ASK! Girls do that all the time. I feel so violated! Big grin. She just said, “Oh my God”!, and was basically speechless and then started laughing. At which point I just asked her what she was reading and struck up a conversation. I actually mentioned Maya Angelou. I laugh now to think about it since I have never read Maya Angelou in my life. It was the only poet I could think of at the moment. I stayed 5 minutes, got the number and we went out a few times. She was a fun and sexy girl.

I lived in a skyscraper with a composer 2 floors over me. We used to leave each other coded notes at the reception, you’d have to know music pretty well to figure them out. Wonderful relationship while it lasted, turned out she was a lesbian though.

A girl came to my birthday party once without a present and offered me herself instead. I liked that too. Dated for a few months that year and another few weeks 14 years later.

A girl I ended up living with for over 3 years started our relationship by inviting herself to stay at my place one night. She’d already told her parents she was staying at a friend’s. I had only met her once before and didn’t even know I was going to bump into her that night. Apparently she did.

I usually just write songs or something.

at the bk drive through

I asked him out