How many years does a man spend masterbating?

Try the question with “masturbating.” You’ll get better answers.

4

How could you estimate this, using yourself as an example?

Time is not a penis. Time is not a peanut.

Keep track yourself and get back to us when you’re 90 and can’t get it up anymore. :)

Is he married or single? The married guy masturbates a LOT more.

It kind of depends on how much vacation time he has. But the master needs to bait about three hooks per hour, so that amounts to about one-quarter of a year of baiting per life.

You might want to put a space between “master” and “bait.” Oh, and bait is spelled bait, not bate.

@getoffmylawn maybe in your experience but not mine.

@casheroo…perhaps it’s because I spend so much time on the damned road. Right now, I’m in Germany, totally wrecked, and I’ve got 2 1/2 more weeks to go. Fortunately (?) my wife is flying in next Tuesday.

depends if you can gain a stroke when you switch hands. That takes a lot of time off the masturbation episodes.

@evelyn…so, you mean like switching hands for each stroke? Would that be just a continuous down-stroke, or one up-down each?

All of them!

Ahhh…..I see from above the grammar redacted job.
Whatever number comes up, it is sure not to be accurate. Does a man who married at 23 years of age and has a wife with a high libido has to “handle it” as much as a guy who is still single at 31 and not handsome enough to walk into any bar and go home with some trim? Are we talking just the US, the whole world, just Asia?