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How many of you folks, that live in town, have peed in your backyard?

Asked by Blondesjon (34000points) March 26th, 2009

There are five of us here in the house.

Here in the house there is only one bathroom.

I am a guy. So are my two sons.

How ‘bout y’all?

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20 Answers

El_Cadejo's avatar

Not out of necessity, but i mean if your already outside, fuck it.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

Well, it is actually good for the environment, because urine is the most expensive substance to remove from waste water, and it makes a great weed killer, if you focus on the same weed for several sessions. It helps to have high bushes or a privacy fence, to keep the neighbors from spying on you and reporting you for public indecency, as happened to a friend of mine. He ended up with a charge of sex offender for pissing in his back yard.

Dansedescygnes's avatar

Eww….

Can’t blame you with that few bathrooms, though. Six people in my house currently (5 when my sister is at college), but there are more bathrooms than there are people. Also, since I live in a city with other 2-story houses around…risk of getting seen is increased…

arnbev959's avatar

Rarely during the day, though it has happened. If it’s night and the bathrooms are occupied, there’s a tree waiting for me outside.

jrpowell's avatar

Daily.. Five people in this house. I pee outside a few times every night.

nayeight's avatar

I’ve peed outside once when I couldn’t find my house key and really had to go…in the bushes, of course.

eponymoushipster's avatar

i went camping once and accidently peed on the side of someone’s tent in the middle of the night. we’d been up drinking beer and i really had to go.

i couldn’t figure out why it was so damn loud…

Jamspoon's avatar

Yeah, I live with four other people plus their girlfriends…

I like having a pee outside when it’s warm out – why not?

Mr_M's avatar

I definitely have. And I don’t even HAVE a backyard. I don’t know WHO’S backyard I was peeing in.

aprilsimnel's avatar

There’s a bath and a half for three people in our flat. I don’t need to use the great outdoors for a loo! And if it came to it, the laundry room right downstairs has a very nice WC indeed.

SeventhSense's avatar

Let it fly. Just don’t eat the yellow snow.

@Dansedescygnes
Eeeew? Uh dude…it’s your birthright.

Dansedescygnes's avatar

@SeventhSense

Eh…you can have it. :)

berocky1's avatar

i live in an apartment building with lots of other tenants and a communal yard. i can’t imagine if i did that. i might get evicted.

AstroChuck's avatar

I have, many times. It’s fun to see which plants are the heartiest.

SeventhSense's avatar

Dansedescygnes
You are giving me your birthright? I’m no Jacob but… as long as you’re giving it away.

tinyfaery's avatar

I’ve peed in others people’s yards. So has every other drunk teenager.

jo_with_no_space's avatar

Never! And I’ve lived in a good many over-crowded shared houses!

MadParty's avatar

a few times.

Zen_Again's avatar

Almost always at night, sometimes in the early morning.

AstroChuck's avatar

<<Arm entusiastically up in the air!>>

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