These people are all lying to you. The truth is that girls like losers. They go all soft and mushy over losers, and they want to take them home and take care of them.
You need to be scruffy, sloppy, slender, and a slugabed. damn alliteration—once you start you can’t stop
This is called the honey trap, with you, yourself, as the bait. It is best done in schools, book groups, churches, and automobile scrap yards.
The next step, once they are sniffing around, it to “get” them (i.e., capture them). For this, you need a girl trap. Girl traps are usually suspended on a cable from the sky. Some people use cranes to suspend their girl traps, but I prefer magic.
Once the girl is circling around you, making oohing and cooing noises, you trigger the trap, which closes around her and holds her tight. At this point, many guys will take her down to the basement and tie her up, but this is a BIG MISTAKE! WHat you really want to do is to take into your kitchen, and feed her bon bons. At this point, she will be yours, forever and ever, or until you decide you want another one.
the preceeding was a message from the misogynists cooperative, and by no means is supported or agreed to by the author of this post. It’s satire folks!