“How exactly does one suck a fuck?” – Donnie Darko
“Oh, what the fuck ever! If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night? All I had to do was call and say, “Hey. I’m horny.” And then fucking poof! As if by some form of slut magic, you’d appear. Now why is that?” – Waiting
“Fuck a lot of women, kid. Not just one woman – a lot of women.” – Little Miss Sunshine
“Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I’ve got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.” – Brick
“Screws fall out all the time; the world is an imperfect place.” – The Breakfast Club
“Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy!” – The Breakfast Club
“Quinze.” – Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amelie Poulain (Context is necessary to understand the hilarity of the quote.)
“I didn’t invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.” – Almost Famous
“How do I define history? Well it’s just one fucking thing after another.” – The History Boys
“Look at me, jerking off in the shower… This will be the high point of my day; it’s all downhill from here. ” – American Beauty
“I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I’m just now waking up. ” – American Beauty
“We’re not in infinity; we’re in the suburbs. ” – I Heart Huckabees
“Have you ever transcended space and time?”
“Yes. No. Uh, time, not space… No, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” – I Heart Huckabees
“What are you doing tomorrow?”
“I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?”
“What time?”
“Mmm, 1, 1:30.”
“Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?”
“We always do.”
– I Heart Huckabees