Is anyone enjoying Fluther's April Fools?
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April 1st, 2009
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Oh my! That is some mighty change in my lurve!
I was like, what’s that on my screen, a string or something? Now I see it’s a minus sign by the lurve. How cute!
I also like the insulting quips.
I wish I had known, I would have made up some new evil banners! Oh well, maybe next year :)
“GAMBIT is construing some drivel…”
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Since everything is in the minus category I think it is funny.
Oh, I like the text below the answer box: Oh, you think you’re so smart, don’t you. Just give everyone your opinion.
@johnpowell – You got that right johnpowell what else could it be. LOL
@dynamicduo i didn’t notice the insulting quips hahaha.
it slowly started showing up for me, and i only saw “bad answer” for two people, so i thought they were pissed at them lol
“I will cut you if you cook my cat” nice.
I forgot to put my pants on? Is that why it’s felt so breezy today? Huh.
Dr J looks like he needs an enema.
As I said here
Holy crap! NEGATIVE 11k?! How do you come back from that?!
I made Dr. J angry?
Oh noez.
Just so everyone knows.. Your points still go up.
Did it just start? I didn’t notice it this morning. I guess I did forget to put my pants on. Thanks, Dr. J!
I feel weird and wrong giving bad answers.
Glad they have a sense of humor around here even if it is all drivel.
now I can finally go back and find all those bad answers and give them the credit they deserve!
Evidently, Dr J thinks I need to learn how to type! Negative Lurve!! NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love how it says Evrul +3 for bothering us with..
LOLOL @ Oh, you think you’re so smart, don’t you. Just give everyone your opinion.
This is a perfect April Fools for Fluther, I lurve it!
drivel, what an interesting word. I will have to find a way to work it into more conversations.
“Oh, you thought that was one of your best quips? Ouch.”
Ah! I love the -5, for stinking it up!
“And yet, you keep coming back. Go Figure.”
Ervul! hahahahahahahaaaaa!
Evrul lolol. What is Evrul? As the collective shows evrul for you, your score decreases. That’s because no one really cares about your silly thoughts. I mean, let’s be honest. You tell people you don’t really care, but you keep refreshing to see your little score change. Don’t you. ANSWER ME.
Here’s how your score decreases:
-1 for joining the collective (great, another lame member)
-1 for being an addict. Seek some help.
-2 for conning someone to call you their “friend”
-3 for each “Bad Question” you ask
-5 for each “Bad Answer” you write (how do you not have a billion of these?)
Your current score is: (781) It’s awful. Awful. Break it down.
Baby don’t hurt me, no more.
There’s a subtle change on the Guidelines page. Been looking around to find more. :)
haha I dig it, it’s clever – a little more clever then some sites that have been doing stuff today!
@casheroo – I gave you a -1 “Bad Question”, sorry! Oh, wait, that’s a 1+ “Great Question”? Ah shit, I don’t know anymore, good night!
I evrul them. The Flutherite overlords have begun the commmencement of sealing all exits to the matrix.
IT’S A SIGN! Resistance is futile.
Pray for Neo.
My favorite! “Get lost on your way to Yahoo Answers?”
GREAT!
Even the fluther mascot is looking a little weird today on the home page.
I love a good sense of humor!
I have enjoyed construing drivel and stinking up threads this morning; I think I’m going to like being a jelly after all.
It says “Ask Your Silly Question”, that’s great!
You gotta’ love this place! :D
Weren’t you going to start working out?
Heeyyy… now that’s just… OK, yes. Yes, I was. But I got sidetracked by a Law and Order SVU marathon on USA; look, whaddya want from me? Sheesh.
I leave to do the dishes and this is what I come back too! I’m going to wis.dm!
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
…uh…nope! Not today! I’m goofing off. I finished my work, for the day. Sorry Dr J, you’re stuck with me for a little while longer!
“No, no one has added you to their Fluther. Again.”
My hair looks really, REALLY greasy today? BITE ME!! :D
So I really look like a chupacabra? Really? Hey bendrew, put the bong down!
OMG They totally got me! I was so confused…
Oh…wow! “Don’t you have any “real” friends?
If I had real friends, when would I have enough time to stalk bendrew? and to plot world domination?
“Here, 1 point for visiting two days in a row. Now here’s another 2 for leaving.”
Golden
I just noticed this one…about the list of questions:
“Questions asked by every rag-tag person. By the way, you smell.”
I do not! I showered…and I used soap!
I ruin their pancakes? <cries>
When you select to browse either All, Your Fluther, or Just For You, they’re respectively explained as:
- Questions asked by every rag-tag person. By the way, you smell.
– Questions asked by the people you idolize. Get over it.
– Questions we think your tiny brain can handle.
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BTW, if anyone’s wondering why their pet feature requests haven’t made it into Fluther yet… well, now you know why.
I think I just spotted that trouble maker up there
^^^
Hey, He got to keep his “great answer!!”
The top sibling question to the right is “Who here is fond of Astrochuck?”...now that’s just a downright sick and uncalled for April Fools joke!!!
I like Dr. J’s angry eyes.
I’m so relieved! For a while there, I thought someone at fluther was spying on me. My hair IS greasy and I AM too eager! Whew!
kidding about the greasy hair!
Hahahaha
“Your brother is hot. So, what happened to you?”
“You again?”
“Don’t you have any “real” friends?”
Where are the Mods when you need them?
I’m lame and a fake friend ;( Evrul to you FLUTHER! ;(
<I thought it was a pretty funny joke, myself! Thanks for thinking it up Fluther Gods!>
how many of the bizzaro comments up top came from our “what new comments should we have thread” way back when?
bizzaro fluther.
The best yet is the homepage Jelly with “angry brows” above it’s glasses
@VzzBzz the quality of the brows really is what does it. It’s got MS Paint vibes all through it.
its cute lol (: the only fool I have done to me all day…
“Is your frizzer running? You better go catch it!” Hee hee!
Going to hit the reload button again… and again… and again…
wft iz rONG w u BOZOs. u cant SPELZZZZZZZZZZZ !!!! 8O :z grrr grr i gona FIX U!!!!!!+!
Man- Pancakes are getting ruined all over- pity GRIN
It’s looking good so far even though my lurve count took a major hit. =)
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY FLUTHERITES
happy april fool’s day flutherites
happy april fool’s day flutherites
My favorite is ”Insert Flutherer’s Name Here is construing some drivel.”
“I will cut you if you cook my cat.”
I wonder how Bacio would taste with a hint of Basil….
You’re just like school in the summer time – NO CLASS!
OOOOh, I’ma tell Bill Cosby! I bet y’all stole his Jell-o Pudding Pops, too!
I am just typing this to argue with the quip below the answer box.
…yes, I just gotta give my opinion!
I’m going to report this question to the mods. Social questions are against the rules.
Is anybody else a little apprehensive about saying “water”?
oh wait, you can say water during the “opposites”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I hate April Fool’s Day. Some of these fool’s think they’re so D*mn funny, it’s almost enough to make YARNLADY swear. Oh, my God, I almost said the D word.
Be careful there, @Yarnlady. Did you ever consider the fact that every letter of the alphabet is in some bad word?
@Jeruba I’d have to see your evidence before I take your word for it. oooooooh nooooooo
@Yarnlady, if you see my evidence then you won’t have to take my word for it.
I’m not going to get caught at work with one of those URLs in my history. So I am going to have to Tap the Collective.
Ok, everybody, I need you all together now.
Can everybody think of a bad word with an A in it?
We can!
Ok, can everybody think of a bad word with a B in it?
Yes, yes, we can!
Ok, can everybody think of a bad word with a C in it?
You bet! Wanna hear it?
No, that’s all right. D? E? Shall I continue?
….. ;D….
Ok, is there any letter that anybody can’t think of a bad word for?
<sound of flutherfolks’ minds leafing rapidly through their ample lexicons of objectionable terminology>
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<silence>
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See?
x is x-tra bad and we don’t even think about that one
@augustlan and @Jeruba. Could we invent something called a Fluthergasm? Would that be okay? Pancakes may or may not be optional but I think we should get more input from everyone.
Invent it? Blue, darlin’, do you mean you haven’t had one yet? Eat more pancakes!
@Jeruba. I’m off to eat some flapjacks! I’ll be most eminently satisfied upon my return. Fluthergasms, here I come!
Flapjacks?! No, no, no! SLAPjacks are so much more satisfying!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes. This is brilliant.
Had to crawl out of my cave to see what hijinks Fluther was up too.
Too funny/cute/amusing.
@casheroo you never watched “You Can’t Do That On Television”?! wow
Well, @Yarnlady, taking up your challenge at home, I’ve just been studying some, um, specialized online dictionaries. In addition to sex I humbly submit climax, asphyxiation, and box. My best offerings are all the slang terms where x stands for cks. If you don’t consider any of those acceptable, let me just point out that even if there is no actual bad word with x in it, you can’t write any of the others using only x.
@Jeruba My wait is over. Worthy examples indeed. Not quite the socially unaceptable as “bad”, but close enough for, well, whatever.
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