What do I have to do to get Fluther to hire me?

Add Andrew to your fluther… make a sizable donation to his favorite charity and kiss some major butt :)

Be awesome.

The end.

What would you want to do working for fluther? Mod? Program? Be the coffee bitch? Be the official groupie?

I would gladly be the coffee bitch. I make delicious coffee and deliver it with cleavage.

Are you reading this, bendrew?

@asmonet, I’ll take some right now. The coffee more than the cleavage, but what the hey?

Done. And done, baby.

Blow Bendrew? I dunno…

Who said anything about blowing?
Personally, I’ll rely on provocative clothing alone, and I’ll get along fine. :)

Learn Python, CSS, Apache, HTML, Javascript, Django, Javascript, and then get good at all those. And then realize two guys keep this boat afloat. I don’t think they are looking for help.

Wifey best not be blowing anyone but me. HMPH.

Cleavage is acceptable though :)

bow chicka wow wow.

this thread went south real quick.

OK, here what you do, you log on every day, ask three questions, answer as many questions as you can for the next six hours, then ask three more questions, and continue answering until you fall asleep on your keyboard.

Oh, wait, that what I do, and I don’t even work for them.

i vote cleavage!

you have to show your boobies

Just so you know, the mods work for free. :(

@casheroo is a Hero… should be enshrined…. national Holiday even

what? my eyes are closed

I’m getting offended again here.

Bendrew are the boobies. They just want coffee.