The law regarding alien contact runs to some 724 pages. There are 56 sections, and 324 subsections in it. The law covers everything from who is responsible for elarning how to communicate, to how farmers should be compensated for crop circles.
Yet, despite its voluminous attention to detail, the Alien Act of 1956 contains nothing about sexual contact with aliens. In the absence of specific language, we must look at legislative intent. Here, the record is somewhat murky, as well as discouraging.
It seems that the alien act was written by Edward McCarthy, a distant cousin of Joe McCarthy’s, who, it turned out, was gay. He had a stable of pages…. well, that’s another story. In any case, there was some discussion of alien sexual habits, but Ed quashed the language during a midnight tryst with, what they thought was a page.
It turns out that Ed had been frequenting Area 41, or maybe 51 (I can never get these things straight), and there had been some strange deliveries to Ed’s office in Washington. His secretary, interviewed years later, said there might have been some squeaking and knocking sounds emmanating from the boxes. Ed, as it turned out, had a wife and three “kids,” although these children were made fun of all throughout their childhoods, due to the green palor of their skin.
Ed later became the head of the supersecret, Alien Intellingence Agency, and at some point disappeared completely from view.
Anyhow, you weren’t looking for all this irrelevant detail. All I can tell you is, that in the eyes of the law, sex with aliens is not considered cheating. It is not grounds for divorce, and you can’t get alimony from an alien. Even if they existed. Which they don’t. I swear. On a stack of Bibles.