I’d like to say that I’ve never heard of this game before. I think that, because I know nothing, this makes me a totally impartial observor. Impartiality being at a premium here, clearly, what I have to say, will sit in your stomachs like a lump of coal. Hmmmm. I’m not sure that came out right. Nevermind.
Now, as I say, I don’t understand this internet game, despite our illustrious founder’s valiant attempts to explain; it seems to me that the issue of primogeniture is somewhat obscure. In my world (which is, admittedly, not necessarily the world anyone else would want to inhabit), a jinx can happen when two people say the same word or phrase at the same time. The first person who says “jinx” can extract any boon they can imagine from the other person.
The person who says jinx, then asks for a military molded Solid Tantalum Chip Capacitor that is MIL-PRF-55365/8 approved, molded from solid tantalum complete with Weibull Failure Rates B (0.1 %/1 k hrs.) and C (0.01 %/1 k hrs.) and with capacitance ranges from 0.1 μF to 100 μF and voltage ratings from 4 WVDC to 50 WVDC, and tape and reeling per EIA-481-C.
Yeah. I know that sounds like an easy thing to ask for, but folks, we don’t want to be too mean to our friends, do we?
Anyway, this internet version, in which anybody, it appears, can just say “jinx” out of the blue and the ensuing frivolity just takes up that teeny bit of extra bandwidth that causes the whole internet to come crashing down—well, I can’t say I approve. Of course. I can’t say I disapprove, either. I mean, I am impartial.
The evidence, as presented, looks very suspicious to me. Does anyone really chat with little voice bubbles appearing next to their names? I mean, what? Is this Toontown? The insinuation that our noble founders are mere cartoons in the terra virtua is pure heresy, and should be punished by auto-da-fe.
Anyway, after extensive analysis, tracking down every source I could find in my local library, and taking several serious naps, I have decided…..
oh my god….
the horror….
the horror…..