She finally initiated our encounter with a "hello", a wave, and a smile, am I in some alternate dimension?

Go after her! Why are you talking about it!

@willbrawn- funny!!! i had my older brother get me into a fight with a ten year old bully when i was four- he said, “Go get him!”...the bully nearly bit my crotch off- NO THANKS!!! Hahahaha…

You tagged this question as ‘Just Dumb’, so I really don’t think it deserves an answer.
Did you learn the purpose of commas and full stops in grade school, at all?

If it were my ex wife it would be The Twilight Zone?

@asmonet- i did…i, also, learned not to answer a question with a question…

I’ve been flirting with Asmo for over a year and she’s never commented on my grammar. I think you’re making headway

Your response contradicts itself. Way to overuse the commas, I think you may have a problem.

@asmonet- ...hot and cold…ugly and beautiful…annoying and intriquing…half full or half empty…contradiction or marriage… one does not exist without the other- call it eternity…

@BookReader – Maybe her therapy is finally showing some results. Either that or someone told her you like her.

Or call it you skirting the issue.

@Darwin- Hmmmm….if that were true, i would just want to hold her…like whoooaaa!!!

WOW!

@asmonet- toe may toe, toe ma toe, poe tay toe, poe ta toe…all i know is lalalalalalalala i love you- i love that song…