If you met the founders, what would you say?

I’d ask..

Can I have your fluther babies?

When is the first Fluther convention going to happen and where will it be held?

Where the heck is my guacamole, Andrew!?

And I wouldn’t ask Ben anything. I would tell him he was a gorgeous woman. Yes, I saw the photos from that skit. Nice legs, sugar.

@Greenwriter Welcome to Fluther!

I would ask how a person makes a small paypal donation toward the site upkeep. I have searched high and low and no buttons to be found.

I might also ask that there be other fluther stuff for sale and have ideas regarding it.

I would say great work guys. Do you have any job openings, I know some computer experts who need work.

@dog. Thanks I’ve actually been here for over a year, just changed my name. Took a little break. Got busy, ya know?

I second a Fluther summit.

@Greenwriter: So who were you before?

I would simply say, “Nice job. Love the site.”

Hi! Your site is peachy keen!

Why did you eat all the chips and salsa?

Hi. And thanks for all the fish… uh… I mean jellyfish.

Danke schoen!

That I am so glad he thinks my hair looks really, really good today.

I have known one of the founders since he was in diapers (and had no teeth and a cute tushie then, too), so I’d say, “Hi, Sweetie.”

[edited by self as it is disrespectful for me to discuss the posterior of a Fluthergod]

True; but when I met Ben he was a Godlet only.

@Gailcalled Indeed it is within your rights as a Fluther Noble family member. :)

(And I have photos of Ben, in a cast for a broken leg, at a wedding we held in my field.
He was possibly six and interested primarily and presciently in the wedding cake. (1988)

I’m so happy you kept a seat warm for me, thank you.

I would say “thank you.” My wife would probably insert a different word before “you.”

@astrochuck love? Awww. thanks.

Also, @Dog, even though it’s small, you can always shop on amazon via the front page, we get a bit of a kickback from it.

I would also say thank you for giving me a place to meet some wonderful people (some a**holes too) but that’s ok.

How can we, as users, help you (Ben and Andrew) to make Fluther an even more exceptional website than it is now? If that’s even possible.

@andrew I was not aware of this- I will henceforth shop amazon through Fluther.

Gail got to see Ben naked. How cool is that?
Great site guys. Thanks for all you do to make this worth coming to all the time.

@andrew- Yeahhh. Love.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.

I’d ask: “Why isn’t Fluther a Laszlo application?”.