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Have you ever had success with a cheesy pick up line? If so, explain level of awesomeness.

Asked by pikipupiba (1629points) June 5th, 2009

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.

slap.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Slap!

You like you fell out of the gorgeous tree… and hit every branch on the way down.

SLAP!!!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

SLAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Do these ever work????

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21 Answers

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

This worked:

Babe, you’re like a cool breeze…You just made my nipples hard.

brettvdb's avatar

My girlfriend used the line “Do you want free nachos?” and it definitely worked on me.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

People make fun of me but every time I used and meant that kind ‘listen, you’re playing with fire’ (meaning myself) line, it worked

Lonestarwildman's avatar

No,I don’t like using them and I tend to think most women dont like them either.I am just a straight approach man.Either she likes me or doesn’t or she will consider and allow more communication if the first impression was satifactory.

MrKnowItAll's avatar

Me: Haven’t I met you and your husband?

Her: I’m not married.

Me: Maybe it was your boyfriend?

Her: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Me: Hi I’m MrKnowItAll

Her: You’re good.

And yes, it worked.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@MrKnowItAll lucky, too, ‘cause it wouldn’t on me

brettvdb's avatar

Yeah, I imagine it going more like this:

Me: Haven’t I met you and your husband?

Her: I’m not married.

Me: Maybe it was your boyfriend?

Her: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Me: Hi I’m MrKnowItAll

Her: KNEE TO GROIN

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@brettvdb well not necessarily that!
him: haven’t I met you and your husband
me: i’m not married
him: maybe it was your boyfriend
me: i don’t have a boyfriend
him: Hi I’m MrKnowItAll
me: Hi, I’m still not interested

Lonestarwildman's avatar

@MrKnowItAll When we fantasise everything works out right,but in real life….........

Lonestarwildman's avatar

@MrKnowItAll Take Rocky the flying squirrell with you next time.Women will think he is cute and may be able to pick one up for you.(joking)

SierraNichole's avatar

what you need to do is walk buy a cute girl at a restaruant and drop a sugar packet on the floor
say to her “oh hey i think you dropped your name tag”

haha it’d be amazing

Clair's avatar

i absolutely love cheesy pickup lines. never had them used on me or visa versa but i can dream :P

MissAusten's avatar

Pick up lines suck because they are so obvious and so easy to see through. That being said, there were a couple of lines used on me that, while they didn’t actually “work,” I did secretly like.

Once, a guy came up to me in a bar and just said, “I think you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.” It’s kind of hard not to like a line like that, delivered with such sincerity. I might have given him my number if I hadn’t had a boyfriend.

Another time, I was out with my roommate on Valentine’s Day. We were both single, bored, and just sitting at a bar chatting. These two guys sat on the other side of the bar from us, and one of them I recognized from around campus. I’d never talked to him, but I knew who he was. He was from somewhere in the Middle East and was the only guy I’d ever seen going to classes in an Armani suit. He looked like George Clooney. swoon Naturally my friend and I pretended like we hadn’t noticed him noticing us. He came over to us and said, “What is wrong with the men in your country that they let two such pretty ladies out alone on Valentine’s Day?” more swooning That line almost worked. Almost.

So, maybe those aren’t classic cheesey pick up lines, but for any guys who feel like they may need a new line or two, those are the ones that made the best impression on me.

Lonestarwildman's avatar

@MissAusten That last person on Valentine’s Day might have been honestly giving you his opinion and probably was puzzled that 2 fine ladies were not being more noticed.I say that because I was at a grocery supermarket and a French woman speaking in English on the cell phone was telling her friend that she didnt understand American men,that by now in France she would have had her butt pinched many times .I heard it and was tempted to grab her butt (very sexy too)but chickenned out.

hiiiiiiii's avatar

I’m too coy to talk to other people.

Lonestarwildman's avatar

@Clair I must be in heaven ‘cause you look like an angel

bonus's avatar

@SierraNichole SugarBagNameTag – I think that will be my new username on other sites forever. Best Pickup Line. Ever.

MissAusten's avatar

@Lonestarwildman I can see how that may be the case, but the way he said it left little doubt as to his intentions. He then spent a good amount of time trying to act on those intentions. Believe me, I can tell the difference between a conversation and an attempted pick-up. :)

filmfann's avatar

I like the old Monty Python pick-up line:

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Lonestarwildman's avatar

@MissAusten Well,there you go!I have no experience in pick up lines because I do not use them and the ladies have never used it on me.“Hi” and a smile was all that was needed to start.(in my case)

Clair's avatar

@Lonestarwildman sigh it must be love.
@filmfann i love it!

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