Have you ever kissed someone by accident?

No, but I have been kissed by accident. It was when in my teens at a party. She thought that I was someone else. (The lights were off.)

Were you talking to yourself at the same time? Heh.

No I wasn’t I was thinking hard too

I’ve never kissed anyone :(

:(
It’s not that great anyways so your not missing much ; )

My dog has gotten her tongue in my mouth when I was talking and not paying attention. It was pretty gross, but that’s probably not what you are looking for here.

I gotta say, I can’t imagine (and, mind you, I’m TRYING really hard) how anyone can kiss someone accidentally.

I think I’m going to the mall to kiss many of the hot women I see there, then say “it was an accident”!!!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!

@chyna – Ewww

@SirBailey – Good Luck!

Is this similar to an ”‘inadvertant affair”?

@Tink1113, was there tongue involved? It will be with MINE!!!

Inadvertant?

How? I think I need a diagram…maybe even a video to understand this very concept. I’m trying to imagine walking in such a way that I could collide with someone, making contact at the lips, while absentmindedly sucking in for some reason. Maybe, just MAYBE, if I set my soda down on a table in a food court at the mall, then got distracted, and saw a cup on a table thinking it was mine and I puckered my lips and brought my mouth towards the straw, but it just so happened that it wasn’t my soda, it was someone else’s soda, and they too were puckered up going for the soda and right as both of our faces were approaching the soda, something big fell and the vibrations caused the soda to fall off the table and we both tripped due to the vibrations, maybe then we might inadvertently lock lips? I don’t know, I spent a couple decades trying to figure out how to get someone to kiss me on purpose…didn’t even know ‘accidentally’ was an option.

I have accidentally said, Love ya, Bye, at the end of a business message left on an answering machine. Talk about feeling stupid!!

Kissing cheeks is normal with some of my family/friends and occasionally both people end up aiming for the same side of the face, usually happens in a crowd where lots and lots of people are there to see it and BAM! Embarassment as lips smack instead of cheeks. This is a trick young guys and really old men like to pull so they can enjoy the squawking of gossip that follows.

Grandma slipped me the tongue…does that count?

@Tink1113
It’s not that great anyways so your not missing much ; )
You must be young. When you are finally kissed and are ready to be kissed, you will find kissing to be the greatest thing that you can do with your mouth lips and tongue.
You’ll do it for hours. With the right person it’s electric and makes your whole body glow and feel drunk from pleasure.

@Judi I’ve done that, too… only to a live customer on the phone. He said, “Well. I guess I love you, too.” :D

My best friend in high school and I almost accidentally kissed each other. We pulled back just in time.

No. I’ve spent hours of planning to make the opposite party think they kissed me on accident though.

I think I’ll start walking around with my pants around my ankles whenever my wife is sitting on the couch in hopes of falling just right and getting an accidental hummer.

Kinda reminds me of the scene in the Simpsons Movie where Homer and Spiderpig almost share an “intimate” moment.

It was at my wedding reception…....I wasn’t wearing glasses at the time and from across the room I saw a handsome man in a tux which I thought was my (new!) husband. I came up behind him and laid my hand on his bum giving it a squeeze and whispered sweet nothings in his ear.

My eyes came into focus just in time for my new brother in law to turn around with a shocked look on his face…...

Right after we got home from our honeymoon, husband took me to the eye doctor for glasses.

this might not qualify for the question since brother in law and I never actually locked lips…

@SirBailey – Eww no tongue action though it was the guy I liked since 7th grade :)

When I read the question I laughed and thought “who accidentally kisses someone?”.

After thinking about it, I have done this! My husband’s grandfather just had heart surgery and we went to visit him. When we said our goodbyes I leaned over to kiss him on the cheek (I come from a very affectionate family) and either he moved or I did and it ended up on the lips. I was so embarrassed, especially since my husband gave me a hard time about it (lovingly of course!).

@SeventhSense – Yup I’m young :)

@Tink1113….I suspect you were quite preoccupied and the result was an accident on your end, but the other party took deliberate and very careful aim, probably very aware that you were so preoccupied. And on your end of things, it would not be considered a kiss unless you were in fact receptive to such a chance meeting. An entirely chance meeting would be mashed lips. Therefore, if it was a kiss, it was no accident. Do you follow? Good, now explain back to me (I confused myself, I think).

@whatthefluther – Yes I follow :)
It was an accident in my part but not the guys right?

@SirBailey
Careful or there might be handcuffs in your future…and not the pink fuzzy kind

No, but many years ago I did something worse. I was enjoying a swim in a public pool with my (then, now ex) wife and while underwater came up to grab her in an inappropriate manner. She happened to be clad in a tiger-stripe swimsuit. Unfortunately, she wasn’t the only one. So, I ended up goosing the wrong tiger-stripe swimsuit. Fortunately, the other gal was very nice and wasn’t upset by my obvious f-up.
No accidental kiss, though.

…..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Accidental kissing is win.

And yes, I’ve done it.

With Travis, and Sam, and Laila… and…

What can I say? I’m prone to it.

@SeventhSense – I think he actually went to the mall

@asmonet – When it happened I didn’t really like it was wierd and my eyes were open

@Tink1113…Right , but let me assure you it was a chance meeting of the lips for you. A kiss is a deliberate, exciting action. You’ll understand the difference when you really start kissing. The guy may claim he stole a kiss from you….he did not. He managed to accurately press his lips to yours. Had you allowed him to linger in that position, well then you allowed it to become a kiss. It will all straighten out in your mind once you start playing “spin the bottle.” Kids do still play that game, don’t they? It was sure a favorite of mine, many,many years ago. Geez, I feel old…must be time to nap.

@Tink1113: Yeah, that’s usually the deal with accidental kisses. You gotta learn to laugh at yourself and the shit you get into. After all, you’re just a silly little ape.

Just like the rest of us. :)

@whatthefluther – My first kiss already happened though. And spin the bottle is kind if old it’s all about Twister now : )

@asmonet – : )

I am old. Twister came out about the time I was in high school so was not available when I was “exploring.” Still did it….just didn’t have a nice convenient game for an excuse. I will say Twister was quite a bit of fun however, but recall adding rules requiring clothing removal. Games never seemed to go on too long….always got preoccupied with side issues. Wow, now I really do need that nap. Have fun kids…play safe.

Whoa there, no clothes removal!! But it’s kind of fun.
Have a nice nap!!

<—-going back to the big kid’s table

:)

HUGS OO

@SeventhSense You giving out hugs?

I want one too :)
I’m in need of one right now

@Tink1113 Hugs to you.

Thanks :]

This is for both of you.

Awww thnks

Ok another question, How do you tongue kiss?

@Tink1113 Ask your parents. ;)

Uh no thanks :)
But for reals though it just sounds nasty

@Tink1113
You’ll find out soon enough. It’s like riding a bike.

Uhm ok…. But it must be nasty

As nasty as fireworks on the fourth of July.

Ha but do you swallow the saliva? I’m not planning on doing it Im just curious

ok bye

1) Open mouths
2) Insert tounges into each other’s mouths
3) Suck

Your tongue?!

Well, you gotta like the person a whole lot, first of all. But generally you kind of both open your mouths, press your mouths together and “suck face”, which often includes one or the other of you putting your tongue in the other one’s mouth, and having your tongue possibly sucked on by the other person, or sometimes darting it in and out…whatever works for ya.

Is it the same as French kissing?

Yes.

Oh I get it now.
Yuck

Are you sure you meet the age requirement for this website?

o.0

There’s one?
I didn’t know

Yep, how old are you?

Nevermind, your profile says you’re fourteen.
You meet requirements!

Welcome to Fluther!

Yup I’m 14
Thanks!

I find the innocence a little refreshing. Quite frankly, at 14 I was anything but innocent!

I agree. :)

Well I’m not a wild child.. yet so I think that may be the case

@Tink1113 – now that I know you’re 14, please don’t ask me to explain my “accidental hummer” quip…I don’t need to be corrupting a minor!

Don’t worry I know what it is anyways. Why do people treat 14 yr olds like this? :(
We know about stuff!!!!

Except tongue kissing, apparently. ;)

Yeah never tried it

No offense….not trying to treat you like someone who is pathetically out of the loop….just don’t want to contribute to the delinquency of a minor…at my age there are laws against that. Now, you want to corrupt yourself, you have my full moral support!

: ) I forgive you

Hey I was 14 years old once….as I recall, in ahem “adult” matters, by that age I had learned quite a bit of theory, but in terms of practice, it was all “at home” study…but I was a quick and eager learner. And I believe they say 14 is the new 18, so I can only imagine that you could probably teach me things…in fact you have, I had never heard of an accidental kiss before today! I just want to make sure that the powers that be never have any reason to print out my Fluther posts and bring them to court. Such is the way of the world, a 38 year old man conversing on line with a 14 year old girl must tread very lightly, regardless of his intentions (or lack thereof).

LOL thanks and no one is gonna report you atleast I’m not

Cool…welcome to Fluther btw, think you’ll like it here…a lot of really sharp and insightful people with a great deal of life experience here…I dare say you could learn more here than on Google, Facebook and YouTube combined.

Yup I did and I meet some great people

Yeah. me and my friend were in a coffee shop with our boyfriends. We were about to kiss our bfs, coincidentally, at the same time and they had gotton up to get some more coffee. We leaned over, eyes closed, and kissed eachother. We thought that we were each of our bfs so we were kissing eachother for about 5 seconds before we opened our eyes and realised it was us. It was pretty awkward afterwards.

I was 6. A cute girl in class named Jenna was standing there when I turned around, and she leaned over and kissed me!